Basting the Turkey
Joe: You had sex with your wife? isn't she pregnant?
Bob: Yeah I was really basting the turkey last night.
Bob: Yeah I was really basting the turkey last night.
Basting the Turkey by fetus003 August 28, 2008
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basting the turkey
Slang for masturbating
Girl 1: Oh my god last night i walked in and Jake was basting the turkey.
Girl 2: what did you do?
Girl 1: What any good friend would do, i sucked his dick.
Girl 2: what did you do?
Girl 1: What any good friend would do, i sucked his dick.
basting the turkey by Gentalmansmiley June 21, 2011
Basting the Turkey
(Phrase) The act of properly lubricating an elderly woman's vagina prior to engaging in sexual intercourse.
Fred: What were you doing at that old woman's house yesterday?
Peter: I was Basting the Turkey, so I could plow her.
Carol: Was that strapping young man helping you carry groceries yesterday?
Maude: Because I was so dry, that young man was basting me like a turkey, so he could plow me.
Peter: I was Basting the Turkey, so I could plow her.
Carol: Was that strapping young man helping you carry groceries yesterday?
Maude: Because I was so dry, that young man was basting me like a turkey, so he could plow me.
Basting the Turkey by goodtimes93 November 23, 2009
Basting the Turkey
When a Man and woman are having sex and the man then pulls out and ejaculates on her and then begins to Gobble while he is doing it.
Basting the Turkey by KyleRM December 29, 2007
Basting the turkey
The art of jerking off, your hand is the turkey like when you used it to draw them in kindergarten, your jizz is the the baste.
Basting the turkey by Axell Spy February 20, 2011
Basting The Turkey
A girl wears a turkey hat and while pulling on the legs and making the turkey noise (gobble gobble) the guy cums in her face.
I walked in on Matt Basting the turkey with Annabel on Thanksgiving. Looked like she had a better meal than us.
Basting The Turkey by crima_sauce May 16, 2021
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