baruto

An estonian sumo wrestler, who is kickin' the chineese, taiwaneese or whatever people live in Japan asses.

Feng Shui, I'm Baruto, me so hungry.

by Jonnyboy_Mc November 20, 2007

clint barton

Member of the superhero team the Avengers.
He is a wizard with a bow and arrow often not needing to look at his target and still being able to hit his mark

Clint Barton Aka Hawkeye

by Lupin80 November 24, 2013

Bartoszian

The highest possible level of mastering one’s craft. On par with Jesus.

Bartosz’s 100 game clean sheet streak with nothing short of Bartoszian.

by Bartalot February 25, 2021

Barto

Name typically used by pedos online in order to avoid any problems they may face by using their real names.

Barto: EDP show us your cock
EDP445: fucking chili fries dude

by Barto445 February 14, 2022

Marching Baritone

The heaviest hand-held instrument in the band. Players of the marching baritone will go through the worst kind of hell for the first month or so of the season because of the twenty-pound vertical pull on their arm muscles that they didn't even know they had. They often develop PTSD from the pain and wake up in the middle of the night with war-flashbacks from band camp. Understandably, baritone marchers get hella pissed when trumpets complain about how heavy their instrument is because the baritone is a solid 10-15 pounds heavier. Another drawback of the marching baritone is the bell size which, like the mellophone, completely fucking blocks your forward vision so you can't see the drum major 30% of the time. But despite the satanic training the baritones go through, they will have the fiercest of biceps at the end of the season. Through the blood, sweat, and tears that they shed together the baritone section members have bonded to form a cult of trumpet-loathing Herculeses. Even though every baritone player has stated multiple times that they hate playing their instrument, none of them would give it up for the world. It's definately a love-hate relationship that always ends up tipping more towards the loving side.

Wow, that marching baritone has really good posture! *ten seconds later* Aaaaand it's gone.

by Allisonsum1 December 17, 2014

Bartolo Colon

The living reincarnation of Harambe. Also known as Big Sexy, this majestic beast pitches for the Mets. He has gained a considerable amount of weight because nothing on Earth can challenge his superhuman strength.

Me: Man, I wish I was Bartolo Colon.
Friend: Who doesn't?

by Frisk This October 3, 2016

Bruton Gaster

From the USA Network TV Series Psych. Burton "Gus" Guster's name spelled incorrectly by a museum

And you must be Bruton Gaster.
Burton. Guster. It is Burton Guster.

by smoshme July 17, 2011