Fairly attractive actress best known for her role on the OC. The only other place I've seen her was in The Sixth Sense. She's the dead girl that got killed by her mother. Word is she has an eating disorder, and ironically, her first appearance in The Sixth Sense shows her scaring the crap out of Cole Sear due to the green stuff pouring from her mouth.
I was watching The Sixth Sense and my buddy was like, "Dude, that's Mischa Barton! Wait, is it? Yeah!" Then I said, "Yeah, she's on The O.C.! Sweet!"
by Mike Counts December 4, 2006
Rep. Joe Barton (R) Texas
Joe Barton is the fuckwit who, during his opening remarks at congressional hearings on the BP Oil spill actually apologized to Tony Hayward!! Barton thought the Obama Administration treated the BP C.E.O. unfairly after his company caused the worst environmental disaster in American history! Most people were annoyed because Obama didn't deal more harshly with Hayward and BP, but not this Big Oil Texan.
Joe Barton is the fuckwit who, during his opening remarks at congressional hearings on the BP Oil spill actually apologized to Tony Hayward!! Barton thought the Obama Administration treated the BP C.E.O. unfairly after his company caused the worst environmental disaster in American history! Most people were annoyed because Obama didn't deal more harshly with Hayward and BP, but not this Big Oil Texan.
by Charles_U_Farley August 11, 2010
Silly, makes strange noises, can change reality with words, his younger brother is gay, person of the year in 2006 in time magazine, 6 foot tall, 185 lbs, brown eyes, bacteria in mouth, needs root canal, has risk of infected lymph node, has gingivitis, appreciates stories that don't suck, is a grammar Nazi commander, hates twilight, stepped on a worm once, wears shoes, is Caucasian, has pheromones, is male, not female, not bread, has a soul but does not believe in them, eats food and babies which is still food, on occasion. He also believes that cocaine is a hell of a drug, but does not like drugs. Also, he hates republicans, and liberals, and dirty hippies, and people made out of wax, and black licorice, and children, especially small ones. (the ones that smell funny and chew their own fingers) He likes to make his friends take down way to much dictation. Is a troll by nature. Hates trolls. Hates irony. Hates lists, especially lists of characteristics, hates urban dictionary, hates being defined, and is currently helping with this definition. Also he hates repetition and irony. He also hates long definitions . Is hilarious at heart and hates comedy. Hates irony and repetition. Is not gay. Enjoys manipulating rules to make little brother gay, and also has a gay little brother.
He's such a joey barton. - Bill Nye
joey barton are so last week - Jim Gaffigan
Who's joey barton ? - Marilyn Manson
joey barton are so last week - Jim Gaffigan
Who's joey barton ? - Marilyn Manson
by Lantano March 30, 2014
by 9 Cider May 14, 2010
The literal best! His sparkly eyes and killer cheekbones are to die for!! He is so talented and great! I can’t get over the fact that he is so perfect in every way. I love you so much Kyle!
by @CWD4ever November 13, 2018
The description of a real-life superhero. This dude is a normal human being who decided to work hard at Archery. He lives on a farm with his wife, three kids, and a cow.
Hey Steve, I was over at Clint Barton's the other day. You should see his cow, man, it's awesome. -James Buchan Barns
by Lana656 August 17, 2020
Awesome friend. Best you could ever ask for. Stay friend with him ,and your life will always be amazin
by Hiimbobthebuilder November 12, 2018