Barney Frank 

Also sometimes referred to derogatorily as "Bawney Fwank", is currently Chairman of the US House Financial Services Committee. Mr. Frank is also a member of the US House Of Representatives, representing Massachusetts' 4th Conressional District. However, it is recommended that the term "member" not be used within earshot of Mr. Frank, as it can unexpectedly arouse his self-professed homosexuality and make him quite giddy.

Mr. Frank is also seen by many as a barometer of the current levels of incompetency, malevolence, and corruption of the U.S. government, and in particular, the Obama administration.

Barney Frank: "Fannie Mae and Fweddie Mac are not in twouble! Now weave me awone - my fwiend is going to give me a weach-awound! Aftew that I must continue to defwaud the countwy!"

Sane Individual: "Barney,you are one truly fu*ked up knob gobbler!"

Barney Frank by Ill Bill on Capitol Hill April 1, 2009

Barney Frank 

1.) Massachusetts Congressman and chairman of the House Financial Services committee.

2.) Miserable cocksucker who never takes responsibility for anything that goes wrong, even though he was supposed to be in charge of the oversight for Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.

3.) A guy whose speech is fucking impossibly hard to understand.

Dude#1: Did you hear that Barney Frank is all up on the auto industry's dick about this bailout?
Dude#2: I heard him on TV but I couldn't understand a fucking word he said.

Barney Frank by hnic17 December 17, 2008

Barney Frank'd 

Can mean many things. It is typically used to describe something the government fucks up, and can also be used to describe government taxing you up the ass. In Massachusetts you are expected just to bend over and take it, thus being Barney Frank'd.

I just payed my taxes in Massachusetts and I've really gotten Barney Frank'd this year.

Fannie May and Freddie Mac really got Barney Frank'd.

Wow, the DMV was such a pain in the ass. I got Barney Frank'd so bad I could swear Barney Frank himself had bent me over anf fucked me in the ass.

Barney Frank'd by Sparisi1122 March 28, 2009

Leo Barnes/Frank Grillo 

This man is the sexiest dilf alive and the most badass man apart of two of the purge movies. I would let this man rearrange my organs and step on my neck, He’s the only man I would call daddy in the bedroom <3 He is also known for many of his other acting roles. Btw he looks like he has a big one too 😳 if you know what I mean ;)

Person 1: hey bestie did you see the Purge Anarchy/Election year?
Person 2: Yeah!
Person 1: Who’s your favorite character?
Person 2: that one hot sexy dilf Leo Barnes/Frank Grillo 😏🥵😫🤤
Person 1: OMG LEO BARNES IS MY FAV TOO!!!😜

Leo Barnes/Frank Grillo by Frank Grillo Stan <3 July 25, 2021

Barney's Franks 

Specialty frankfurters encased in a skin, resembling a foreskin, with a center of cream cheese, which becomes runny when the frank is hot. To properly consume a Barney's Frank, the diner should first suck the cream cheese out of the frank, then stuff the entire frank down their throat. These franks can only be found in discriminating meat markets in the tenderloin districts of the Capitol Hill area of Washington, DC or Boston, MA.

Capitol Page #1: Let's go get some Barney's Franks for lunch!
Capitol Page #2: Yeah, Sabrette's on First Street NE has them!!

Barney's Franks by BigBird1017 April 9, 2008