barn dance 

A party, or mixer, typically at a women's college, at which there is an abundance of unattractive females.

"Let's blow this barn dance and go find some women."

barn dance by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

barn dance 

a euphamism used by rednecks when bragging about having sex with their farm animals

Me and Bessie went to the barn dance last night

barn dance by the Mad Shatter April 28, 2005

Christian Barn Dance 

Sex move where you wiggle the tip of your dick around her butthole debating whether or not it is worth going to Hell for.

Guy 1: Oh man I am totally going to Hell.
Guy 2: Why? What did you do this time?
Guy 1: Mid sex, I had a Christian Barn Dance. I still stuck my dick in her ass.

Christian Barn Dance by cmpgamer November 8, 2014

drunken barn dance 

here is a Drunken barn dance as described by I'm Matt Murphy Bitches.

What exactly is a Drunken Barn Dance?

A Drunken Barn Dance is what happened the night before when you wake up in a safe place, but are unsure exactly how the night ended. (or why there are someone’s undergarments in the yard, or where that funny smelling stain on the floor came from, or maybe even why the denny’s staff now approaches you with their eyes down)

It is equal parts good booze, good friends, good (bad) attitudes and a safe(ish) place to play. (hide the scissors and sharp objects, hand over the car keys)

That party was awesome, it was a total drunken barn dance.

What

drunken barn dance by Matt MMB Murphy December 12, 2016

Sweating like a fat bird, in a bin bag, at a barn dance 

When a person sweats profusely due to the overexertion of a physical activity.

Dan : "Hey Abbie, how's the workout going?"
Abbie : "Yeah, really great thanks. I'm sweating like a fat bird, in a bin bag, at a barn dance!"
Dan : "Good work, you won't be a fat fucker for much longer!"

Sweating like a fat bird, in a bin bag, at a barn dance by scooner March 21, 2018

barn to dance 

A phrase used if you are just barn to dance. If you got that pizzazz, or desire to dance, then this word is for you. You have to have talent though. Some people are just "barn with it". Some are not. The question is, are you barn to dance?

Wow! Would you look at Danny! He can dance so well! He is definitely barn to dance!
Maybe he's just barn with it.

barn to dance by emogirlxx04 February 17, 2022

Dancing around the barn 

Metaphor used to describe a person that is attempting to avoid and delay answering questions being posed to them by replying with answers not related to the questions being asked.

During the police interrogation of the suspect, Sean, the young Irish cop, grew tired and shouted, "Okay, it's time to stop dancing around the barn, either give us the answers or go to jail!"

Dancing around the barn by Sacramento Solon December 16, 2016