Banished to Brazil 

Worse than death. Worse than Hell. If you are banished to Brazil, kiss your ass goodbye.

Judge-"You are Banished to Brazil."
You-"Oh god oh FUCK."

Banished to Brazil by grumbus August 22, 2020

banished

to get rid of forever. one day you decide to shun your girlfriend once and for all.

bitch, quit calling me, you ARE banished!

banished by projectmcl June 26, 2004

telenovela banished 

Where all ties are dramatically, definitively and even threateningly cut, leaving the receiving party not only with no hope of reversal or reconciliation, but causing them to question their most basic beliefs about the closeness of the former relationship and their own sense of reality within it.

Often neatly reconciled by audacious deus ex machina.

M: "Hey, is it cool if we talk when you get back from Mexico?"
L: "I guess so...after all, I haven’t telenovela banished you yet"

telenovela banished by channel_panel November 27, 2019

party banished 

One receives a party banishment after committing 3 official party fouls. After this citation is issued, said person must immediately evacuate the party with no question.

Every time Max is at a party, he drinks too much and pisses people off. He might want to be careful, or else he might end up party banished.

party banished by Punchy McAssface Jr. June 20, 2010

Baristed 

The art of having one's coffee made for them.

Kazuo had his coffee baristed and liked it.

Baristed by Margaret Malala October 30, 2016

banished

To be rejected and ignored; shunned. Deemed irrelevant or intolerable. Can be used to describe people, ideas, objects, etc. Can be used in verb form (“banish”).

*Person A being annoying*
Person B, finally snapping: aiight, get out. Ur banished.

banished by yogurttoaster September 16, 2019

barshed 

A combination of a shart and some blood.

Man I just tried to fart but some bloody shit came out. I just barshed!!!!!!!!

barshed by NoMaCeR August 11, 2006