Dude's Walk Of Shame

When a man wakes up in a woman's home after a drunken, wild, anonymous sexual encounter and must then walk by a full, stinky, dirty, diaper bin or dirty, stinky, cat litter box in the morning to leave.

Dude, I got drunk at the bar last night, had a one-night stand and woke up is a cute girl's house and had to "Dude's Walk of Shame" by her cat's stinky litter box. Won't be calling her anytime soon!

by iLobbyist November 19, 2016

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associate's walk

When you approach an Associate in a Big Box Store and request directions to an item or a department, the Associate will "guide" you to the location, using a very specific, walk style. They will walk in front of you and their pace is slowed down, similar to being the first car in a motorcade.

I was at the local Kohls and got lost looking for housewares. I asked an associate and they led me to the section. She immediately locked into her associate's walk and I followed like a lemming

by BigMac-NC October 24, 2009

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Butt Squeeze Walk (B.S.W.)

Technique used to prevent defecation accidents when the pressure to eliminate is so strong that the distance to the bathroom makes it impossible to reach the toilet in time.

I crowned with a turtle head and had to do the Butt Squeeze Walk (B.S.W.) in order to make it to the bathroom.

by Iron Mike Edwards March 21, 2010

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