Barbaroed

adj: the state of drunkeness that ensues shortly after blacking out where people have to shake you to see if your alive and breathing still

essentially being passed out from so much drinking people wonder if your going to die

Charlie was face down on the kitchen floor and not moving. After 26 beers and a few shots, he was barbaroed.

by Brad T. D. C. January 4, 2008

joe barbaro

One of the main characters from Mafia 2.Known for sense of humor.

Henry:Hurry Vito we can't let that fat bastard get away
Joe Barbaro:we're coming for ya porky

by Worrying anal leak November 9, 2013

bartarded

The act of being extremely intoxicated on Xanax to the point of acting retarded.

"Yeah, Juan was so bartarded last night, he crashed his car then started smoking some dro"

by Phungguy June 1, 2006

bartarded beinge

A state of mind that occurs after prolong daliy use of Xanax as a means of escaping reality. These days of Xanax use included massive amounts of four bars that result in taking one after another until a black out is achieved. During this period one has no control over there actions or what may happen. The days and weeks following may be quite blurry and a full recovery may take a full mounth.

During this last bartarded beinge i blew threw $1400 in four days, managed to blow out my tire, and offcours ruined christmas, i dont even remeber what happened.

by Dr. Johnson, Chase February 7, 2010

Barnarded

To be fucked in the anus by a nigger named Barnard. Pretty nice fellow if I do say so myself.

Guy 1: Yo my ass is so sore, I got fuckin barnarded last night!

by Lil Oof Dick May 22, 2019

Barbarella

Barbarella is the best girl you'll ever meet. She's blazing hot, has awesome outfits, hangs out with aliens and she's overall as beautiful as "Wish You Were Here". She's also kind, loving and emotional. She's very musical and has a great voice (but if you take her to a club she'll be louder than the band itself). If you ever meet a Barbarella, you're one lucky bastard.

Dude 1: "Man, who's that? She lookes aaaweeesome"
Dude 2: "Oh, that's Barbarella, the chick that shagged every alien kn the galaxy"

by farccasch September 10, 2020

Barbarossa Bitch

The term usually describing a female between the ages of 16-20 who has a thirst for cheap rum, but doesn't know when to stop drinking it. These females are usually spotted holding a half gallon of rum, and uncontrollably running around a fire, crashing thier car into trees, or stumbling into people and falling on thier asses. Commonly used in Columbia County, OR

"That barbarossa bitch just crashed her subaru."

by Brent Nodland December 9, 2008