True definition: 44th President of the United States who was elected in 2009 and reelected in 2012. He was born in Hawaii and has lived in the USA for his entire life. He attended Harvard Law School and became a senator in Illinois. He has tried to introduce better policies to the United States, but the Republican House of Representatives has obstructed him no matter what the bill. For some reason, conservatives try to come up with crazy myths to discredit him.

Right-wing maniac's definition: Socialist Nazi Commie Muslim Fascist book-learnin' dictator terrorist illegal immigrant whose middle name is Hussein like the Muslim terrorist and was born in Kenya. He wants to destroy America and he loves homos, blacks, terrorists, and killing babies. He wants only gays and fags to be able to get married and doesn't want straight regular people to be married. He hates Christians and pretends to be one when he is really a Muslim atheist terrorist. He burns bibles and his wife is really a man. He wants to take away our guns and use them in a military takeover. He hates Israel and wants Muslim terrorists to be able to live there.