Bar Shower 

Washing only the pits, crack and sack before heading off to your favorite watering hole in hope of picking up women.

It only took me three minutes to take a Bar Shower and divest of my rancid smells.

Bar Shower by roby1kanobi October 4, 2005

Post bar shower 

When your drunk ass decides it's a good idea to stumble home from the bars in the middle of the scorching summer night but still makes a conscious effort to shower off before passing out in your clean sheets that you just washed, in hopes of scoring that night. This usually entails ripping off the shower curtain while collapsing into the tub, turning on the shower to its coldest setting, and just laying on your back making silly gasping noises for hours or until you start to shiver.

Bro, that Amy chick was just not havin it tonight. She said she was tired so I told her to just come back and take a lap nap but she said no. After that, I just hiked back home but man, that sweltergeist had me feening for a post bar shower. I ripped off my sweaty jeans and woke up at 4am in my tub feeling like a cold wet noodle.

Post bar shower by B1GNOLZ June 9, 2014

Shomer -ne- Mars Bar

this fine phrase is used as a modern day equivalent of 'less is more' in regards to partners
shomer, meaning to guard in hebrew, and mars bar, in direct reference to a well known nougaty chocolatey treat combine in this well known phrase as a means of refraining from physical contact with the opposite sex.
whilst its ancient origins are some what unknown today,it is believed that its original roots are based on a scale of sickness.
one mars bar= perfect. its really nice innit?
two=umm feeling a bit sick now
three= i really dont want another mars bar
four= ewww get it away from me
..... etc

upto 23 mars bars= the mars bars gang up and kill you.

it is therefore wholly reasonable to draw a conclusion that one mars bar, that special mars bar is best for all involved.

dalia:you just annihilated that clay pigeon,high five shlodawgg!
emily: noooo you cant hes Shomer -ne- Mars Bar.
dalia: oh so sorry.

emily: i just dropped my favourite toothbrush off the side of the empire state building. can i have a hug?
Shleminem: no im Shomer -ne- Mars Bars.

Shomer -ne- Mars Bar by ilovenewyorkcityohhhyessss August 16, 2010

Bashower 

A bashower is the combination of two maim words, shower and bath. To take a bashower you will start and get into a shower just like normal, but when the water comes out you sit down like you were taking a bath.

My day just isn't complete without my morning bashower.

Bashower by Dustin O February 15, 2009

bashower 

Taking a bath, then showering after because you just stewed in your own filth. Time elapsed ratio is usually 75% bath/25% shower.

I can’t make plans with you tonight- gotta block off a couple hours for my bashower.

bashower by A Borderline Mom March 7, 2019