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Bantawigs disease

Someone who has succumbed to the thots. This person will often abandon his friends, ignoring them and won't talk to them for months.

Bantawigs disease is a non-contagious virus that occurs when one gets a girlfriend.
Jackson: "Yo, Tyrone, where has John been the past couple of months. He doesn't hang out with us anymore"
Tyrone: "Yeah, that nigga John, he has Bantawigs disease."
Bantawigs disease by Zhen Zhou January 9, 2019

Bantanamo Bay 

A Geographical Location that displays dense levels of Banter, Laughter or comic related antics.
"Last Night was so funny"
"it was like Bantanamo Bay at that club, was so lashed"

"Dont you mean Guantanamo Bay?"
"What is that?!"
"Never Mind" *Face palms*

bangawang 

(Usually) A quick round of the no no ritual 🍆💦👌
Mary and I bangawanged last night.
bangawang by Bangawang69 January 13, 2020

Bantanamo Bay 

Where the true legends of banter serve their sentences for being unrivalled in the art of humour. The length of your sentence reflects the quality of your banter.
1: You're too jokes brovva
2: I know. I'm serving a life sentence at Bantanamo Bay.
Bantanamo Bay by Alzamatralz October 1, 2016

Bantwagon 

Driving the bantwagon is to be on top form when it comes to talking to others, ie on a night out.
Mike is really funny tonight, yeah, hes driving the bantwagon.

Steve is chatting such shit. Probably cos hes got 3 points on his bantwagon licence.
Bantwagon by mrfishfingers November 5, 2010

bantasaurousrex 

An absolute legend who is the funniest guy in a group of people who THINK they're funny, but they're not the true apex predator.
Hey, that dude called Sushi is a bantasaurousrex - truth be told he DID invent the word
bantasaurousrex by Whoisthere? April 26, 2022