jess:"I'm gonna go bananage and then I'll be ready for round two"
nick:"Define Bananage!"
jess:"Eat a banana?"
(From New Girl)
nick:"Define Bananage!"
jess:"Eat a banana?"
(From New Girl)
by Jess Day November 12, 2013
Gene, stop bananaging us . We know you eat bananas but you can't talk to us that way, Senior Bananager.
by whatgivesson November 20, 2016
The scandal that rocked the League 2 footballing world.
During the 2004/2005 football season, Oxford United FC sacked burly striker Julian Alsop 'with immediate effect' for a 'lewd prank' played on a youth player at the club.
It later emmerged that Alsop had attempted to shove a banana up the rear end of the youth team player with others aiding him. A full scale operation was held at the club with a number of youth team players being suspended for their involvement.
Still little is known about the full extent of the attack with the banana or of its whereabouts, thus resulting in the 'bananagate' scandal.
Alsop later found work with Forest Green Rovers, but was duly banned for the rest of the season by the FA whilst they investidated.
During the 2004/2005 football season, Oxford United FC sacked burly striker Julian Alsop 'with immediate effect' for a 'lewd prank' played on a youth player at the club.
It later emmerged that Alsop had attempted to shove a banana up the rear end of the youth team player with others aiding him. A full scale operation was held at the club with a number of youth team players being suspended for their involvement.
Still little is known about the full extent of the attack with the banana or of its whereabouts, thus resulting in the 'bananagate' scandal.
Alsop later found work with Forest Green Rovers, but was duly banned for the rest of the season by the FA whilst they investidated.
by Oxford Lad June 3, 2005
by PullOutChamp21 February 2, 2021
guy: Whats good with the bananas guy...
other guy: im reloaded
guy: GUY... How many bananas should I drop to acheive maximum bananage capacity?
other guy: im reloaded
guy: GUY... How many bananas should I drop to acheive maximum bananage capacity?
by heyzeus April 12, 2007
A person in a position of power, in charge of regulating and overseeing a deliriously wacky, unbalanced bunch of nuts.
Gosh, you really are the most exceptional candidate we’ve interviewed to take on this job as Bananager- it takes some real patience and tolerance!
by GangstaAW35 December 6, 2021