Hit With The Bant Stick

To be completely and utterly owned in life.

Todd: WOW, James just spilled his cocaine on Cheryl
Bert: Ya he deffinately just got Hit With The Bant Stick

Hit With The Bant Stick by Zakkius Rex May 6, 2007

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Gilly Bants

A term used to justify mundane behaviour from certain individuals on Snapchat. For example a person will claim to be having vast amounts of fun while residing on a stationary bus.

Spoken commonly in the South Eastern part of the Republic of Ireland.

Blanche : Gilly Bants XOXO

Gilly Bants by OsborneIRL November 18, 2013

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Hit With The Bant Stick • bantsi • Bantsplan • bantsponge • bantsters • bantsy • Mb bants • thoosie bants • Baler Bants • Captain Bants

spin bants

A phrase used ironically, it has no real meaning and originates from the North of England. The phrase can be often found with a hand sign where you connect your thumb to your first finger and hold your hand up close to somebody's face. It is also possible to roll ones eyes into their head and fling your jaw from side to side as if one is "gurning".

"How was that biology exam?" - Person 1
"Absolute spin bants! Pure piss mate, piss on chips!" - Person 2

spin bants by Yarker_ June 15, 2017

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Criminal Bants

When something is so banterous it should be made illegal, or should require laws to be put in place to contain such high level Banter

alex "i genuinely cant believe that its possible for one man to get so many apology letters on fifa"
db "mate i'd say thats beyond standard banterous levels, thats absolute criminal bants "

Criminal Bants by Douchez June 19, 2011