Baltimore Steamer

Like a Cleveland Steamer, except the person crapping on the other person's chest has crabs.

That dirty bitch gave me a Baltimore Steamer. Now my chest and my beard are all itchy.

Baltimore Steamer by J. Windsock July 11, 2011

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Baltimore Steamer

A really large, horrible smelling defication.

Molly was so drunk she left a nasty Baltimore Steamer on my pillow!

Baltimore Steamer by Johnny Woodenpants January 6, 2009

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Baltimore Steamer

When you season your dick with Old Bay for the sexual pleasure of your partner.

I really wanted to show Megan a good time, so I gave her a Baltimore Steamer.

Nice.

Baltimore Steamer by The Baltimore Crab Steamer June 9, 2014

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