Baltimore Steamer

Like a Cleveland Steamer, except the person crapping on the other person's chest has crabs.

That dirty bitch gave me a Baltimore Steamer. Now my chest and my beard are all itchy.

by J. Windsock July 11, 2011

Baltimore Steamer

A really large, horrible smelling defication.

Molly was so drunk she left a nasty Baltimore Steamer on my pillow!

by Johnny Woodenpants December 29, 2008

Baltimore Steamer

When you season your dick with Old Bay for the sexual pleasure of your partner.

I really wanted to show Megan a good time, so I gave her a Baltimore Steamer.

Nice.

by The Baltimore Crab Steamer June 09, 2014