Balls Syndrome 

We all know somone who continually dribbles verbal diarrhea also known as bullshit. These people suffer from Balls Syndrome. The individual cannot refrain from constantly stirring family, friends and co-workers.

Dude comes to work and says to co-workers:

"Hey fellas, have you heard of the Phillips Factor, I know this bloke who bought a take away cheese burger. When he bit into it 5 roaches jumped out. The guy then spat out the burger and snatched up his coke and skulled it unawares that one of the fleeing roaches landed in his coke and was doing the backsroke. After realising he swallowed a roach he then chucked on a waitress who then spewed on him...... true story"

This guy has Balls Syndrome.

Balls Syndrome by theTAman October 27, 2010

Restless Balls Syndrome 

Similar to restless leg syndrome, RBS happens when a male suffers from lack of sleep due to general discomfort and restlessness of his scrotum. A male may find it difficult to find a comfortable position of his testes while typically lying on his side. The onset of RBS is frequently caused by another condition called blue balls.

Wife: "Why are you squirming around?? Go to sleep!"
Husband: "I can't! I got Restless Balls Syndrome and I can't decide if my sack is more comfy tucked or hanging free."

Restless Balls Syndrome by Oolagah December 18, 2011

Droopy balls syndrome

Reaching a certain age, ones balls start to droop, some may be more saggy than others. If they hang down to the level of ones kneecaps the individual may experiance sore balls along with depression. This is commonly known as "droopy balls syndrome", not to be confused with "tennisball in sock syndrome". Typical symptoms are limping, fear of shorts, posting on facebook that you quote "feel old", aswell as being generally grumpy.

Henrik "I feel so old..Fridays isn't my thing anymore"
Darly "u should check yourself for Droopy balls syndrome"

Droopy balls syndrome by daddyducker September 4, 2011

No Balls Syndrome 

To be stood over, to be pussy wipped, To be had by the balls

John are you coming out with the boys this weekend? No sorry i cant, i have no balls syndrome, i have to paint my girfriends toes and watch twilight.

No Balls Syndrome by Gwiggy July 13, 2010

Invisible Balls Syndrome 

A psychological disorder involving the sufferer experiencing periodic sudden and extreme deficits of courage or leadership capacity.

Our gutless CEO has been seeking counseling for his longstanding Invisible Balls Syndrome for years but the meeting we had last week indicates that nothing so far has helped.

Invisible Balls Syndrome by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023

Dick and Balls Syndrome 

A disease where you're heavily fixated on dick and balls. This fixation often results in stomach issues. With this syndrome, you can only see dick and balls as two separate entities, you can't comprehend the entire male anatomy collectively. This syndrome is all consuming. It makes focusing on other things difficult. Symptoms may vary, and some people might have heavier focus on dick, and others balls.

Can be shortened to DB Syndrome

Charlie's dick and balls syndrome has been really active recently. He opened his eyes after sleeping and in his left eye I saw the reflection of a dick, and in the right, balls.

Dick and Balls Syndrome by Tate Sample May 12, 2022

irritable balls syndrome (IBS) 

irritable balls all the time. its like peeling gum off a hot side walk.

There is no none cure for irritable balls syndrome (IBS), your not alone.

irritable balls syndrome (IBS) by Genis85 August 29, 2011