A person, generally a man, who is large in stature, well-muscled, and who sets the standard in not-to-be-fucked-with. Such a person is usually left alone by others, except when some random (usually drunk) idiot gets the wise idea to start something. This random idiot is always quickly beaten to a bloody pulp before having his testicles ripped off and shoved down his own throat.
Man 1: Duuuude! Look at that huge bruiser! He looks like he could snap your back with two fingers!
Man 2: Yeah... he's freakin ballnormous!
Man 2: Yeah... he's freakin ballnormous!
by CrimeBoss139 March 5, 2011