Balkanrat 

A slur towards the peoples of the Balkan Mountains. These people are Albanians, Bosnians, Serbians, Croatians, Kosovars (actually Albanians), Montenegrins (Usually Serbs), Bulgarians, Macedonians (actually Bulgarians), and Greeks

Q: Who do you think took my car?
A: Balkanrats are really into that these days

Q: Who were the terrorists who killed Franz Ferdinand?
A: They were a bunch of Balkanrats

Q: Who brought all those miserable looking hookers to the party?
A: Its that Balkanrat's family reunion

Q: Where can I get a smartphone for under 60 USD?
A: I know a Balkanrat who has a connection

Q: Can you guess who owes me a shitload of money?
A: Let me guess, a southern european and another five says he's a Balkanrat

Balkanrat by JustAnotherSlur November 8, 2011

Balkaran 

Brave Ruler, Mighty King

Balkaran is very brave n kind guy. He has a great leadership quality.

Balkaran by Blkrnmanu February 19, 2020

balkanac 

A native of the Balkan peninsula of southern Europe. Countries include Croatia, Bosnia, Serbia, Montenegro, Bulgaria, Macedonia, Albania and Greece. The male population of this region know everything. All you have to do is ask. They will tell you about themselves, their neighbors, Europeans, the Chinese, politics, religion, engineering, space flight, you name it, they know it. They are always right, period, end of story! Everybody else is guilty for their shortcomings, period, end of story! On the plus side, they are warm and welcoming people who treat guests better than themselves.

A Balkanac thinks he knows more than Wikipedia and he is not afraid to argue and even fight to prove his point.

balkanac by Istok March 23, 2007

Balkaran 

Brave ruler, mighty king

Balkaran is a brave and great-hearted guy. He has a great leadership quality.

Balkaran by Blkrnmanu February 19, 2020

BalkanMania 

A gang of people with a Slavic descent (Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia, Serbia, Macedonia, Montenegro, Bulgaria), but Romania and Greece can also be included because of the shared culture.

Any Balkan person who is friends with another Balkan person creates their own BalkanMania to show the western people that we are in charge of the best and happiest population in the world, because capitalism is not the key of happiness. Rakija, Ćevape, the sound of accordion music and partying daily with joyful people actually are.

'Bro, I don't need such friends like yours. I have my own BalkanMania with whom I can eat and drink the whole night in the back seat of the yugo car with blasting old music from forty years ago.'

'BalkanMania? Sounds like a TV-show.'

'Yeah, there should be one for keeping up with the Balkans.'

BalkanMania by MemberOfABalkanMania January 27, 2021

BalkanMania 

A gang of people with a Slavic descent (Slovenia, Croatia, Bosnia, Serbia, Macedonia, Montenegro, Bulgaria), but Romania and Greece can also be included because of the shared culture.

Any Balkan person who is friends with another Balkan person creates their own BalkanMania to show the western people that we are in charge of the best and happiest population in the world, because capitalism is not the key of happiness. Rakija, Ćevape, the sound of accordion music and partying daily with joyful people actually are.

'Bro, I don't need such friends like yours. I have my own BalkanMania with whom I can eat and drink the whole night in the back seat of the yugo car with blasting old music from forty years ago.'

'BalkanMania? Sounds like a TV-show.'

'Yeah, there should be one for keeping up with the Balkans.'

BalkanMania by MemberOfABalkanMania January 27, 2021

Ballarat 

The coldest place on earth.

Dude, I bet that icypole is as cold as Antarctica.

No way dude its more like as cold as ballarat.
Totally dude!

Ballarat by lindzlea August 16, 2011