(Pertaining to Scott Bakula's character in the movie Unnecessary Roughness) (verb) To return to college (after years of being out of the game) with the sole intention of seducing a woman by claiming the football glory that eluded you in your early twenties by becoming the university's star quarterback to help their struggling team.
Practice is a bitch, but it's all going to be worth it once I bakula this chick.
I've been applying to certain colleges, there's this woman I really want to bakula
I've been applying to certain colleges, there's this woman I really want to bakula
by Brian A.M. August 14, 2011
Used to describe anyone who is blessed with either gorgeous looks, a massive IQ, or the ability to time travel.
"Did you see that bakula I pulled on that exam? I'm getting an A for sure."
"Where am I? The last thing I remember was the shots then waking up here. I must've pulled another bakula."
"Where am I? The last thing I remember was the shots then waking up here. I must've pulled another bakula."
by yourmom26 August 30, 2008
The butt cream that forms after an office wide ass fuck session. Typically a mixture of shit, piss, cum, and blood. Also called the anal cum drip.
by pat k July 28, 2006
by Jennifer Flowersmith April 4, 2018