A person who is stoned/baked all the time, or seems like they are stoned/baked. Also, a person who denies this assumption.
Telmo: "Liz your baked!"
Liz: "No I'm not."
Telmo: "Ya your baked! You're a bake face. Look at you! You're a pastry!"
Liz: "No I'm not."
Telmo: "Ya your baked! You're a bake face. Look at you! You're a pastry!"
by baked August 30, 2006
by Cumby August 31, 2006
The feeling of being so stoned your eyes are as wet as Niagra Falls, your mouth as dry as a dessert, and your body feels like its being anchored down to the couch.
Pat: "Gee golly Mike you sure are bakefaced"
Mike: "I am to bake faced to even reply to you Pat, please leave me be with my delicious screamer"
Mike: "I am to bake faced to even reply to you Pat, please leave me be with my delicious screamer"
by Canadian Mike November 29, 2007
by gregizzle April 25, 2006
"Omg! Stacey, you have like 5 pounds of makeup on! You still looking lit tho!"
"Yep, I have a baked face af."
"Yep, I have a baked face af."
by It's yo mom April 27, 2016
by Alexandrea June 24, 2017
A person who ticks you off and you want him to do something harmful to himself and then leave you along.
by seafa June 17, 2011