bake face

A person who is stoned/baked all the time, or seems like they are stoned/baked. Also, a person who denies this assumption.

Telmo: "Liz your baked!"
Liz: "No I'm not."
Telmo: "Ya your baked! You're a bake face. Look at you! You're a pastry!"

by baked August 30, 2006

bake face

Some dude totally baked. You can tell by the expression on their face.

Jesse: "Dude you're such a bake face right now"
Telmo: "Kid I know"

by Cumby August 30, 2006

Bake your face.

A person who ticks you off and you want him to do something harmful to himself and then leave you along.

I've had enough of your verbal abuse. Go open an oven and bake your face.

by seafa June 17, 2011

bake faced

The feeling of being so stoned your eyes are as wet as Niagra Falls, your mouth as dry as a dessert, and your body feels like its being anchored down to the couch.

Pat: "Gee golly Mike you sure are bakefaced"

Mike: "I am to bake faced to even reply to you Pat, please leave me be with my delicious screamer"

by Canadian Mike December 28, 2007

bakeface

1. A human that displays characteristics often associated with baked products.

2. To be crusty, flaky, or to have an otherwise baked visual appearance

3. A derogatory comment; an insult

1. Kelci is a real bakeface.

2. Wow! That little boy is SUCH a bakeface!

3. You conniving little bakeface.

by Harlot February 16, 2006

#BakeFace

The Bake Face. The magnificent side effect of baking with Billington’s.

That brownie gave me a proper #bakeface

by Billington'sUK October 15, 2014