Bajibers 

A type of weapon that resembles a bowling ball, but when you flip it it turned into a sword . Usually used in pairs. Often it’s not used intended style, people just throw it and it usually gets the job done, kills easily, but it’s original purpose was so that you could knock people out when it was closed, then flip it open to hold the blade against the unconscious person’s neck and threaten to end their lives for ransom money or another thing that you want. It takes incredible practice and skill to wield one of these without brutally injuring yourself, though.

My crazy ex accidentally killed themselves with a pair of Bajibers yesterday! They were trying to figure out how to kill my current partner with them thank goodness they failed!

Bajibers by The Royal Witch May 6, 2022

Bajibers 

A type of weapon that resembles a bowling ball, but when you flip it it turned into a sword . Usually used in pairs. Often it’s not used intended style, people just throw it and it usually gets the job done, kills easily, but it’s original purpose was so that you could knock people out when it was closed, then flip it open to hold the blade against the unconscious person’s neck and threaten to end their lives for ransom money or another thing that you want. It takes incredible practice and skill to wield one of these without brutally injuring yourself, though.

My crazy ex accidentally killed themselves with a pair of Bajibers yesterday! They were trying to figure out how to kill my current partner with them thank goodness they failed!

Bajibers by The Royal Witch May 6, 2022

Bajibers 

A type of weapon that resembles a bowling ball, but when you flip it it turned into a sword . Often it’s not used intended style, people just throw it and it usually gets the job done, but it’s original purpose was so that you could knock people out when it was closed, then flip it open to hold the blade against the unconscious person and then threaten to kill them for ransom money or other things you may want.

My crazy ex accidentally killed themselves last night with a pair of Bajibers. They were trying to practice so they could kill my current partner. Thank goodness they failed!

Bajibers by The Royal Witch May 6, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004