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Bajibers 

A type of weapon that resembles a bowling ball, but when you flip it it turned into a sword . Usually used in pairs. Often it’s not used intended style, people just throw it and it usually gets the job done, kills easily, but it’s original purpose was so that you could knock people out when it was closed, then flip it open to hold the blade against the unconscious person’s neck and threaten to end their lives for ransom money or another thing that you want. It takes incredible practice and skill to wield one of these without brutally injuring yourself, though.
My crazy ex accidentally killed themselves with a pair of Bajibers yesterday! They were trying to figure out how to kill my current partner with them thank goodness they failed!
Bajibers by The Royal Witch May 6, 2022
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Bajibers 

A type of weapon that resembles a bowling ball, but when you flip it it turned into a sword . Usually used in pairs. Often it’s not used intended style, people just throw it and it usually gets the job done, kills easily, but it’s original purpose was so that you could knock people out when it was closed, then flip it open to hold the blade against the unconscious person’s neck and threaten to end their lives for ransom money or another thing that you want. It takes incredible practice and skill to wield one of these without brutally injuring yourself, though.
My crazy ex accidentally killed themselves with a pair of Bajibers yesterday! They were trying to figure out how to kill my current partner with them thank goodness they failed!
Bajibers by The Royal Witch May 6, 2022
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Bajibers 

A type of weapon that resembles a bowling ball, but when you flip it it turned into a sword . Often it’s not used intended style, people just throw it and it usually gets the job done, but it’s original purpose was so that you could knock people out when it was closed, then flip it open to hold the blade against the unconscious person and then threaten to kill them for ransom money or other things you may want.
My crazy ex accidentally killed themselves last night with a pair of Bajibers. They were trying to practice so they could kill my current partner. Thank goodness they failed!
Bajibers by The Royal Witch May 6, 2022
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