Baja blaster

When you finger a girl behind a taco bell

Last night I gave Tina a Baja blaster

by Heresyohnny May 21, 2019

Baja Blaster

When a sea cucumber busts a green nut

I can never go to Naples again because last time I went I got covered in Baja Blaster.

by Baja blaster October 10, 2019

Baja Blasted

The good-natured, almost inebriated feeling after drinking a Baja Blast from Taco Bell. Causes one to stumble, laugh, and chill in large quantities for only a couple bucks.

Tom: Dude, I wanna have fun tonight but I only have like 2 bucks

Carter: Well shit man, lets get fucking Baja Blasted!

by DaddiSqueeze September 30, 2011

Baja Blasted

When one is about to partake in becoming themselves in an overly intoxicated state.

"Aye ma nigga, we bouts to go get Baja Blasted tonight or what?"
"Brooo, I'm baja blasted as fuck right now!"
"This acid got me fuckin BAJA BLASTED!!!! BRO!"
"Bro, this , bro, bro listen, bro, I'm, bro no listen, bro I'm bro I'm baja blasted ok? Tell Janet to walk! You got tree fitty?"

by RealNigga2000 August 22, 2018

Baja Blasted

High; under the influence

“Dude why is Darwin’s eyes so bloodshot?”

“You know Darwin; he’s Baja Blasted”

by DeGingaNinja December 31, 2019

Baja blasted

When u throw a Baja blast from Taco Bell at some idiot and it explodes and gets all over them

lmao get Baja blasted u fat fuck

by Buiks March 31, 2021

Baja blasted

When u get a Baja blast from Taco Bell and absolutely nail some idiot in the face and it explodes

Lmaooo that mf jus got Baja blasted, his ass mad asl

by Buiks March 31, 2021