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Baja Blaster 

When a sea cucumber busts a green nut
I can never go to Naples again because last time I went I got covered in Baja Blaster.
Baja Blaster by Baja blaster October 10, 2019

Baja Blasted 

The good-natured, almost inebriated feeling after drinking a Baja Blast from Taco Bell. Causes one to stumble, laugh, and chill in large quantities for only a couple bucks.
Tom: Dude, I wanna have fun tonight but I only have like 2 bucks

Carter: Well shit man, lets get fucking Baja Blasted!
Baja Blasted by DaddiSqueeze September 30, 2011

Baja Blasted 

When one is about to partake in becoming themselves in an overly intoxicated state.
"Aye ma nigga, we bouts to go get Baja Blasted tonight or what?"
"Brooo, I'm baja blasted as fuck right now!"
"This acid got me fuckin BAJA BLASTED!!!! BRO!"
"Bro, this , bro, bro listen, bro, I'm, bro no listen, bro I'm bro I'm baja blasted ok? Tell Janet to walk! You got tree fitty?"
Baja Blasted by RealNigga2000 August 22, 2018

Baja Blasted 

“Dude why is Darwin’s eyes so bloodshot?”

You know Darwin; he’s Baja Blasted
Baja Blasted by DeGingaNinja December 31, 2019

Baja blasted 

When u throw a Baja blast from Taco Bell at some idiot and it explodes and gets all over them
lmao get Baja blasted u fat fuck
Baja blasted by Buiks March 31, 2021

Baja blasted 

When u get a Baja blast from Taco Bell and absolutely nail some idiot in the face and it explodes
Lmaooo that mf jus got Baja blasted, his ass mad asl
Baja blasted by Buiks March 31, 2021