Scranton Bagel

(idiom) An act of sexual fetishism, in which a couple is engaged in anal intercourse using cream cheese for lubrication.

Dominic recommended that we try the Scranton Bagel tonight!

by Rad-a September 22, 2006

moist bagel

someone who's rude and arrogant, someone no one likes

person 1: omg becky is such a moist bagel!
person 2: ikr what she said to bob was so mean

becky and bob are not real people, i apologize if your name is becky, i'm sure you are not a moist bagel

by moistbagelhater January 2, 2015

Bryce's Bagels

A store located in North Carolina where the owner, Bryce, allows his costomers to purchase one of his many bagels and then proceed to sexually penetrate the bagel at his/her own convenience

Person 1: Have you ever fucked a bagel?
Person 2: I'm about to go to Bryce's Bagels right now!
Person 1: Don't forget to use a condom, you don't wanna get bagel bits on yo dick!

by pokerboyj January 8, 2014

Bagel Bag

Similar to a douche bag but a bagel bag because this person is similar to a stale bagel. No one wants a stale bagel, therefore a douche bag can also be called a bagel bag because no one wants a douche bag.

Person 1: Oh my gosh! I can't believe he dumped me!
Person 2: I know Becky, he's such a bagel bag!

by bunnyrabbit999 January 1, 2013

Bagel Belt

A predominantly Jewish neighborhood in an established urban area.

You gotta drive to the Bagel Belt to get good lox and corned beef!

by rlr4818 August 9, 2008

Winter Bagels

What it sounds like to say Winnebago wrong.

Instead of saying he saw a Winnebago, the bitch said winter bagels instead.

by Michael Randy “crust” Jackson July 26, 2020

Megel Bagel

Someone that is completely perfect in every way possible and brightens they lives of every person they come in contact with. She is beautiful, sweet, caring, loveable and more amazing than believed possible.

Yo, that girl over there is a megel bagel.

by jmeight August 30, 2010