Bag Lady

A young girl or woman who has nothing financially. She will make it her mission to find and align herself with someone either on the come up or someone already famous and set up financially to gain clout and to secure a bag.
Follower 1: Despite him being one of the richest and most successful entertainer in the world he can’t seem to find love.
Follower 2: Yeah I know he just seems to find one bag lady after another.
by Starving Artist246 November 28, 2022
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Bag Lady

A woman who collects emotional baggage over time. Wherever she is, so are her bags. Bags often contain the affects of betrayal, dishonesty, molestation, abortions, rejection, low-self esteem, etc. These are examples of baggage that often destroys relationships.
That bag lady needs some counseling. All of her marriages end in divorce because of her baggage.
by Alethea Pascascio January 17, 2006
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Bag Lady

A woman who lives on the streets and never washes.Also is well known for keeping all her belongings in lots of bags
"let the pitbull off the lead so he can maul that bag lady"
by shearer June 18, 2003
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Bag Lady

A woman who walks around with a colostomy bag attached to her hip
Annie: Hey Sheila whats that bump over your ass...

Sheila: Oh thats me colostomy bag

Annie: So you are a Bag lady

Sheila: Fuck you Bitch
by Virginia Brat 22 March 21, 2010
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Bag Lady

Fat woman with nasty hair who waddles down any street that is in poor condition. Frequently says "sha-na-na-na" during her travels.
I was trying to go home last night but I was spotted by a bag lady who wouldn't stop singing to me so I figured I'd sing along. We wound up sitting around, discussing the heart that makes bricks go 'round the animals from the moon at night...or something. I don't exactly remember. You'd have to ask her.
by Stavajousa August 27, 2003
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Bag Lady

A woman who has an addiction to kicking guys in the bag.
Trina the bag lady successfully kicked 17 guys in the bag today.
by ferg116 October 19, 2010
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Bag Lady

a bitch on the streets wit a bag
by A.C September 29, 2003
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