Gayer than a bag of dicks

Gayer than your average bear! very very gay! so gay you could stand a flag pole in there anus and pack the sides with mounds of pubic hair for a more compact feel.

Scotts outerwear is a pink fish-net vest, bright coloured ass-less drainpipes and sporting glittery fairy wings along with his boyfriends dancing to YMCA and rubbing oil into there exposed nipples. therefore he would be and this would be 'gayer than a bag of dicks'

by zakoh October 11, 2007

Whole bag of dicks

22 Caucasian male dicks stuffed into one bag.

Tommy would have sucked a whole bag of dicks to spend spring break in cancun.

by 5 inches is average. I swear! February 23, 2016

Dumber than a bag of dicks

Stupid

She was "dumber than a bag of dicks" when she drove around drunk because that is stupid.

by Les mcclary February 24, 2019

Bag dick

Someone's who's dick is so small, you can't tell it apart from their nut-bag without a microscope.

She told me he had a real bag dick.

by steelsammy April 25, 2009

happier than a fag in a bag of dicks

An instance of extreme elation similar to the felling experienced by a homosexual when trapped in a bag filled with his food of choice.

"I just won the lottery in the middle of a recession and now i'm happier than a fag in a bag of dicks!"

by The Bay Area Stranger April 20, 2009

bag of smashed dicks

how you feel after a night of extreme drinking

I feel like a bag of smashed dicks after last night.

by wadeaaronroach February 6, 2009

Bag of sweaty dicks

A term used to describe something disgusting, unhealthy, boring, slow, or unnecessary. Something generally undesirable.

"My old car was just a bag of sweaty dicks"
"This party smells like a bag of sweaty dicks"

by Kneegrodamus July 9, 2013