Bacu
An absolute goober. Associated with the words “adorable” and “cute”. Most likely a furry. Typically reserved for male subjects but not always.
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i'm so bacungover from eating way too many bacon-wrapped corn-dogs, bacon-wrapped cream-cheesy bites, bacon-wrapped jalapeno poppers, bacon-wrapped italian sausages with melted gouda cheese, bacon marmalade on a bun, bacon fat-fried french fries, deep-fried bacon, and chocolate covered bacon last night!
bacungover by baconluvr September 29, 2011
Bacuum
A green 40 volt electric leaf blower that makes an annoying high pitched whining noise that makes you want to stab yourself in the ear with an ice pick….AND then in the other ear.
I was awoken from a deep sleep by the shrill of the bacuum at 6:52am.
Why is my self absorbed neighbor bacuuming water off his sacred facking driveway at 6:52am.
I have a lot a lot to say. What the feck possesses you to bacuum pollen off your property at 6:52am?!
You spray tick killer on your neighbor’s kid again, I’ll shove that bacuum so far up your ass that it will blow last night’s meal all over your precious driveway.
The way you touch your bacuum reminds me of how Bill Cosby touched all those lolitas…Douchebag alert at 6:52am
Why is my self absorbed neighbor bacuuming water off his sacred facking driveway at 6:52am.
I have a lot a lot to say. What the feck possesses you to bacuum pollen off your property at 6:52am?!
You spray tick killer on your neighbor’s kid again, I’ll shove that bacuum so far up your ass that it will blow last night’s meal all over your precious driveway.
The way you touch your bacuum reminds me of how Bill Cosby touched all those lolitas…Douchebag alert at 6:52am
baculum
A bone in the penis (penis bone, boner) usually found in most mammals, like dogs, cats, and walruses. Humans do not have a baculum(erections are caused by blood flow); but girls have the the analogous equivalent- a Clitorus.
In other words, it's the actual missing boner taken from Adam's penis to make Eve(Hebrew doesn't have a word for penis, so they used rib), and the area where God closed the flesh up is the perineal raphe.
Slang- An erection so hard, long, and everlasting like priapism(but not as long or fatal), that it's mistaken for an actual bone grown in the penis.
In other words, it's the actual missing boner taken from Adam's penis to make Eve(Hebrew doesn't have a word for penis, so they used rib), and the area where God closed the flesh up is the perineal raphe.
Slang- An erection so hard, long, and everlasting like priapism(but not as long or fatal), that it's mistaken for an actual bone grown in the penis.
Ah crap, I couldn't stop thinking about that all-night threesome that I had last night, and my penis grew a baculum.