A party lasting several days and nights that is thrown out of town by the grooms closest male friends, in 'honor' of the bachelor getting married. The groom celebrates things he won't be allowed to do once he is married some of them being entertained by attractive naked women, consuming large amounts of adult beverages, and acting in a manor that would never be displayed in front of his bride. A few of the essentials include: beer, hard alcohol, strippers, lap dances, hangovers, inappropriate conversation, questionable behavior, an air-tight 'bro-code', and an extremely annoyed bride-to-be who goes along with these charades lest she be 'old-fashioned, unsupportive, a stick in the mud,' or a 'bro-hater.' She is told by society that "this is a right of passage, or tradition that every groom is entitled to regardless of how she feels. So deal with it." What a great way to start off a marriage. It's simply an essential way to make your bride feel loved, respected, and cherished.
Did you hear about Todd's bachelor party? It's the night before his wedding and there's going to be a ton of women and alcohol.
by RachelSue September 10, 2010
4 chan meme depicting a frog, showing extremely lazy solutions to everyday problems such as hygiene, cooking and masturbating.
Bachelor frog:
Bed is sagging in the middle
Prop it up with school-books thats still in theyr wrapping plastic
Bed is sagging in the middle
Prop it up with school-books thats still in theyr wrapping plastic
by Half n' half November 24, 2009
1. A state of tidiness maintained by the average straight, single guy. It is generally acceptable to other heterosexual men, but fails to meet female standards.
2. To quickly hide trash and wipe up spills before visitors show up. A superficial clean-up.
2. To quickly hide trash and wipe up spills before visitors show up. A superficial clean-up.
James: Wow Ed, you clean up your place?
Ed: Yep.
Babs: Yea, like maybe a year ago.
Ed: Hey, it's bachelor clean.
Billy Bob knew Daisy was coming over, so he gave his bachelor pad a bachelor clean.
Ed: Yep.
Babs: Yea, like maybe a year ago.
Ed: Hey, it's bachelor clean.
Billy Bob knew Daisy was coming over, so he gave his bachelor pad a bachelor clean.
by Eric Maan July 17, 2009
Bachelorizd: A guy who has recently been divorced or separated, having to fend for himself without the help of his wife or partner.
Joe uses the microwave to cook everything now that he is bachelorized.
Since Bill is bachelorized and doesn't know how to do laundry, he wears his underwear inside when he runs out.
John had to hire a maid to find the vacuum cleaner after becoming bachelorized.
Since Bill is bachelorized and doesn't know how to do laundry, he wears his underwear inside when he runs out.
John had to hire a maid to find the vacuum cleaner after becoming bachelorized.
by Beatlistic October 1, 2009
An artificially inflated number of "steps", commonly acquired by single men wearing a fitness tracker/smart watch on their wank hand.
"What are you getting up to tonight?"
"Well, I was going to go for a walk...but I think I'll just stay home, get a few thousand bachelor steps in, and watch some Netflix"
"Well, I was going to go for a walk...but I think I'll just stay home, get a few thousand bachelor steps in, and watch some Netflix"
by Eff Dee Emm September 26, 2017
by TheGirlNextDoor808 October 13, 2013
A Salad-on-a-budget that requires no plate to eat! A Bachelor Salad is created by lopping the top 2-3 inches of a head of lettuce off, creating a handy bowl. Simply pour the dressing of your choice into the "bowl," and chow-down.
See also Ramen Budget
See also Ramen Budget
by icabod May 10, 2004