baby koala 

1. (n.) a type of hug in which one person jumps into the other's arms and simultaneously wraps their legs around the other's waist; usually given after a long period of not seeing someone

2. (n.) a ridiculously adorable marsupial native to Australia

1. After two years of not seeing each other, Stacy ran up to Kelsey and gave her a baby koala.

2. The baby koala at the zoo is ridiculously adorable.

baby koala by buddythebetta February 22, 2012

Baby Koala 

The most docile, cutest, lovable and down right sexiest little creature in the world. (apart from Jessica Alba).

Loves RnB and Bob Marley. Originated from outer Mongolia, but moved to Australia, due to the baby koalas being eaten by Genghis Khan. They have a slow metabolism, even though they consume a huge amount of food, therefore they sleep for most of the day, they also have a bifuricated penis and are usually found clinging to the back of an ape.

Nawwww, look at the baby koala sleeping.

OMG! look, that baby koala has a bifuricated penis!!

Did you know that the baby koala's favourite songs are; Three Little Birds by Bob Marley and Get Up by 50 Cent.

Baby Koala by Coca-brola December 12, 2010

sleepy baby koala bear land

The place you go to when you say goodbye to your partner via facebook chat and go to sleep with a feeling of love.

Boy: Okay i'm off to bed now
Girl: Off to sleepy baby koala bear land then? Awwww
Boy: Bye xx
Girl: Byeee loves forever :P :D

sleepy baby koala bear land by ethanluke July 16, 2011

A RECKLESS KOALA WHACKED ITS BUTT INTO PIECES USING A PETRIFIED BABY. 

ok wait WHAT

me:A RECKLESS KOALA WHACKED ITS BUTT INTO PIECES USING A PETRIFIED BABY.
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A RECKLESS KOALA WHACKED ITS BUTT INTO PIECES USING A PETRIFIED BABY. by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025