Man 1: the dictionary definition of primates is (ect)
Man 2: shut up you bimbling baboon bozo know one cares
Man 2: shut up you bimbling baboon bozo know one cares
by The amibigous definitor June 26, 2022
drunken goof losers who go out on their apartment balconies at night, all boozed and doped up, and making noise, and carrying on for hours, annoying all the other tennants of the building with their drunken noise and ignorant behavior.
The ignorant Balcony Baboons are home from the tavern, and now out on their balcony, drunk as skunks, and annoying all the rest of the tenents trying to get some sleep.
by Rory O'Doul October 7, 2022
After the sun has scorched your lower cheeks during an aggressive tanning session, drop your shorts and begin twerking and backing your red sunburnt behind up toward your partner.
Mary: *Feverishly twerking and howling*
Kenny: “I’ve seen this before… I’m about to get me some reverse baboon!”
Kenny: “I’ve seen this before… I’m about to get me some reverse baboon!”
by Troll29 June 28, 2023
Nandos is for basic people who have basic taste and a basic lifestyle. Don’t mention me you basic baboons.
by Basicbaboon April 28, 2018
When you slap your mates ass pink and then stick your index finger up their ass to check their prostate and oil level because they trust you.
I went over to my mates house to get a trusty baboon and was pleasantly surprised with a Prostate massage.
by BigDicktonaryBoi May 16, 2022
by Thaddeusrex March 31, 2019
Edie baboon is a girl with the best gorilla grip out there, she’s so pretty and every guy wants her so they can have their own taste of the Pacific ocean. She claims to have travelled the world but still wants a taste of someone else’s jungle. Legend has it she’s one of the last monkey species of France and still swinging from every tree branch in sight
Man1: yo have you heard of that new Edie baboon girl?
Man2: nah but apparently the gorilla grip is to die for
Man1: yeah wanna dive in that gaping hole.
Man2: nah but apparently the gorilla grip is to die for
Man1: yeah wanna dive in that gaping hole.
by Ehjwhehehwbs September 16, 2022