Buzzer Beater

The act of having to take a massive dump/diarrea, and getting to the toilet only seconds before you could not control it any longer.

Luckily that last stall was open for him, because he just barely got that buzzer beater crap in the bowl.

by DLE101 February 20, 2010

Buzzer Beater

Dying mid-ejaculation inside a woman’s vagina.

“Drew died tragically, thankfully he hit a buzzer beater so his lineage survived.”

by Acrisper55 July 22, 2021

buzzer beater

The girl you get at the closing seconds of a bar closing in a last ditch effort to get a girl to sleep with you.

Justin: yo man there not much time left and i don't think these girls are going to pan out

Steve : its ok, lets leave these girls before the other bars close and see if we can get us some buzzer beaters.

by generalbone March 17, 2010

Buzzer beater

The act of having sex with a woman (usually girlfriend or FWB) the day before she gets her period.

Moses: "BJ week starts today my girls on her period."
Jim: "Did you at least get laid recently?"
Moses: "Hell yea had a sweet buzzer beater last night #KOBE"

by UkraineTrain69 October 10, 2016

Buzzer Beater

When you have to shit really bad and you get to the toilet just seconds before you would have shit yourself

Holy shit man after all that Mexican food we ate I just had to pull a buzzer beater in the bathroom!

by Gloryboy4life October 4, 2019

buzzer beater

The act of masturbating somewhere you a likely to get caught, but achieving climax and hiding the evidence before getting busted.

I pulled out a sweet buzzer beater in Wades lounge the other night. I managed to stash the evidence under the couch cushion, I bet he won't find it for months!

by rusty g January 9, 2010

Buzzer Beater

Masturbation with a vibrator or other electronic device.

Nothing beats a good buzzer beater on a rainy day.

by CountReno May 12, 2010