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bumsteer 

1. Directions given that end up being incorrect or roundabout.

2. Placing one's buttocks on the car steering wheel, and using this as a method for navigating the car.
"Let me tell you the way" Bob said. Five minutes later, when Bob led them down a dead end street, he realised he'd taken his party on a bit of a bumsteer.
bumsteer by lauzypants March 31, 2009
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A homeless person who lives primarily in Dumpsters, especially in the Champaign/Urbana area.
We would always get to see the bumsters whenever we went to a U of I game.
bumster by livesathome February 6, 2009

bumsters 

The trashy, lowerslung cousin of the hipster pant, favoured by female fashion victims, often those born without the ability to realistically determine their size. Although there is no agreed max-min amount of bumcrack to be shown, a visable 'brickies grin' is a key factor in determining whether the pant is a member of the bumster family.
OMFG. I'm loving myself sick in these bumsters.
bumsters by David Hjorth February 10, 2006

cum bumster

A dirty whore that secretly loves anal, and getting her ass filled up with cum.
Dude, I heard my boy slamming out this cum bumster last night, and at the end she screamed “PLEASE CUM IN MY ASS”.
noun
1. One who sponges off others and avoids work
2. One who devotes his time to a recreational activity
3. A male prostitute
The bumsters will solicit their time in exchage for cigarettes, beer or cash.
bumster by Steven Kippel May 24, 2006

bumsteer 

A little steer given from behind to manipulate or confuse, A prank.
I was told to come to this adress for the party but no one's home, what a bumsteer.
bumsteer by Mike January 10, 2005