Breast's

Soft puffy bags found on a woman's chest that come in a wide variety of shapes and sizes

Chad : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Michelle : Oh Chad I could kiss you all night!
Chad : Mmmm! I love kissing your neck cause I get to smell your hair!
Michelle : Oh Chad I like to use a strawberry conditioner!
Chad's Wife : Hey Chad sorry im late traffic was a bitch! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Chad : Kissing Michelle! Mmmm! Mmmm!
Chad's Wife : STOP IT! STOP IT NOW!
Chad : No Michelle wait I want to kiss your Breast's! Mmmm! Mmmm! LA! LA! LA! LA!
Chad's Wife : Why don't you ever kiss my Breast's? (sniff) (sniff)
Michelle : Probably cause you don't have any! (LOL)
Chad : Yeah why don't you go grow some Breast's and leave us alone! Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Michelle : Oh Chad I love when you fondle my Breast's
Chad's Wife : Why don't you ever fondle my Breast's? (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : I SAID GET LOST BITCH!
Chad's Wife : (sniff) (sniff)

by SlopNChop November 19, 2018

Dove's Breast

The act of pulling your nutsack out the front of your jeans and letting it hang there solo. Splay the balls apart to spread the sack, then let the nuts roll together again. Look down, and you've got a Dove's Breast.

The next person to look at the Dove's Breast gets punched in the teeth.

by Salivation July 27, 2010

Schrodinger's Breast

Paradox in animeology, stating that anime tiddies are both big, small and all in between, until someone observes them. This paradox is observable due laws of Quantum Mechanics and multiple artists creating their vision of characters, in both fanart and rule 34 vision. Paradox occures, when character experiances very rapid growth of breasts. This paradox also occures, when anime girl puts on any sort of clothes, that completely cover her or his breast. This paradox is rarely observable in real life, but may occur, when female wears oversized clothes.

-This girl in hoodie is hot!
-What size are her breasts?
-Idk, man. Those are Schrodinger's Breast

-The racoon girl is cute!
-The one with big breast?
-No, the small one.
-There is only one racoon girl in this show and she has big tiddies!
-Deam man, those are some serious Schrodinger's Breast!

by ILook4LegalLoli April 13, 2021

janet jackson's breast

a breast that was plainly exposed to national television at the Superbowl HalfTime Show

Janet Jacksons's breast had a nipple ring.

by laurie February 2, 2004

janet jackson's breast

silicone filled and covered with silver sun nipple ring.

look at that over weight gay dude,, he has a janet jackson breast

by slkbenzman February 2, 2004

janet jackson's breast

Janet Jackson has a huge ass tittie

I wanna squeez Janet jackson's breast

by ac February 9, 2004

purse breast separation

a temporary physical condition in which the breasts of an adult female are separated and thus accentuated by a strap, usually of a purse or seatbelt, that runs between them

I couldn't help but notice your purse breast separation from that seatbelt, and it is quite arousing.

by Jimmy Carr July 24, 2007