666 bpm

Tempo of the damned.

It is said that if one was to write a song at this tempo, the creatures of Hell would roam the Earth.

Many have tried to write songs at 666 bpm, but none have succeeded so far.

by Esinsiefil August 12, 2009

bpm massage

bpm massage or beat per minute massage, is the soothing of symptoms developed from working extensively with a click track while recording music, by listening to music recorded without a click track (ex. old jazz music, classical music..)

After a long day of drum recording to a click track, he finally got some bpm massage from Duke Ellington!

by Anneli Drecker February 24, 2008

1000 BPM

diarrhea creating approximately one thousand splashes per minute

Comin' at you (sic: toilet) 1000 BPM!

by akan June 13, 2009

BPM (Beats per minute)

The unit used to determine a song's speed, obviously measured by the number of beats in one minute.

For me, 135 BPM is a particularly slow speed. 240 BPM and higher is considered very fast.

by dj gs68 October 23, 2003

bpm

bpm is short for big pink milf. a bpm is often spotted at furry conventions for local singles in your area.

john: dude, did you see kathy?

riley: of course bro she's a bpm

by mc chad October 13, 2021

BPM

(Blueberries per minute). The measurement of blueberries for every minute measured or a different amount of time.

What's the world record for BPM?

by UMM...ME I THINK April 14, 2020

BPM

Big Penis Man. This term is used while referring to a large man with a big penis.

Wow, Arya! Your penis is 11 inches, you're my BPM!

by Rukee February 5, 2021