Boot Camp

A reality show similar to Survivor that was cancelled when people found out that it was rigged.

They don't even show re-runs of Boot Camp.

by Alfie The Horndog March 10, 2007

boot camp

Alternative to jail for teenagers where you're treated like you're in the military.

Where Maury sends out of control teenagers.

Alright you're going to boot camp

by 1069 November 11, 2006

Boot Camp

When you plan to have a booty call spend the night.

I need to check the locks on my doors, Alison Lohman is coming over for Boot Camp tonight!

by Skurvy23 July 8, 2009

Boot Camp

One whose boner is curved.

Dude you know that chick I sit by in math class? Well today she had the biggest boot camp!

by bonerhead June 15, 2008

Boot Camp

An act where the male counterpart forces his boot up a female's rectum

Dude me and my girlfriend tried boot camping last night.

by Some ghost June 1, 2018

Boot camp

This is were you send your kids for 7 hours to go and “learn”. It sucks to be on the receiving end.
Other words: hell, prison, school, pain, child abuse

“I got to go to school in 3 hours and I’m stuck studying”
“Did you mean boot camp?”

by Hey, I had a grilled cheese March 2, 2019

Boot camp

If you weighed in at 455 the day you got to boot camp, you wouldn't whine about the drill instructor being heartless for calling you fat or not caring about anyone's feelings, so if you would do that with some stupid kid in headphones, you're only doing it because you think this weak ass kid has no right to call you fat, even if you wouldn't lose the horrible temper you claim to have on the drill instructor the same thing.

The kid's real crime was being stuck in a stupefied state of detached, surround, noise-cancelling audio land instead of reality when he was confronted, like it was okay to be as far removed as he was from participating in reality (or telling the girl she was a fat ass personally instead of texting it to his friend). Boot camp isn't the kind of place the fat kid would make the person using the f word (which isn't even a curse word) the odd man out.

by The Original Agahnim December 8, 2021