Bong Man

The coolest person in existence.

That kid is cool, but he's no Bong man.

by pennykcampbelll January 9, 2009

Man Bong

The process of putting herbs inside a male's anus, lighting them, and sucking the smoke through the mouth.

We got bored, so we all used Johnny as a man bong.

by DK October 21, 2003

Bong Shop Management

i. The act of owning, and managing, a store that sells devices used for smoking marijuana.

ii. A college major wherein one seeks to obtain the necessary skills to own and run their very own head shop.

iii. Using a vast array of blown-glass pieces to smoke mass quantities of marijuana out of.

i. Glass aficionado #1: Dude, that guy has an awesome headshop.
Glass aficionado #2: Ya. I wonder if his bong shop management skills could put a kid through college?

ii. Kid (over the phone): Mom, I've decided that I'm going to change my major from engineering to bong shop management.
Mom: Well, just make sure your father doesn't find out or he'll cut you off.

iii. Kid (thinking his slang will keep his parents unaware): Mom, I'm going down the street to Rick's house to do bong shop management!
Mom: I know what that means!!!

by detroit velvet smooth December 6, 2009

mando bong

Smoking a bong out of a mandarin

I found a mandarin and made a quick mando bong

by MandoMan111 September 1, 2017

bongmanship

proficiency in loading, lighting, ripping, passing and not spilling when using a bong

Carlos exhibits superior bongmanship as he delicately handles my hand blown $700 Tommy Chong bong.

by J. Higgins Smoot November 28, 2004