blerf 

A word that can be used to express disappointment or boredom.

1.
-"Hey, I got 2 tickets to a concert. You wanna go?"

-"Yeah, cool! Who's playing?"

-"U2"

-"Blerf."

2.
"I've been stuck at home all day because of this damn rain. Blerf."

blerf by ChristinaFelitaPerez October 8, 2011

Blerf 

"Blerf blerf blerf" is the sound a porpoise makes. Not to be confused with the sexual meaning of "blerf" (which, btw, is stupid.). Also not to be confused with the noise a baby porpoise makes, which is "blehblehbleh".

"there is a porpoise!!!"
"where???"
"over there!! Hear it? It's saying 'blerfblerfblerf'!!!!!!!!!"

Blerf by Mi marposa es mi novio. March 2, 2010

blerf 

1. The act of throwing up-
2. Another way 2 say -ewww, nasty, yuck, or gross, bad etc-

Defintion by Julie Nevea R :))~

I dont feel good, I think I'm going to blerf!

Oh blerf.

blerf by Julie Nevea R December 15, 2012

Blerf 

The accedental act of a female/male releasing flatulance in the process of receving anal sex, thus, leaving the males penis coated with a brownish, white residue, and in some cases, severely damaging or destroying the shaft.

"my girlfriend blerfed on my cock last night!"

Blerf by mackmocky August 10, 2009

Blerf 

Similar to lonely, except specific to the situation of a single person desiring romantic companionship; adjective.
-blerfliness; noun.

Ever since we broke up, I've been feeling awfully blerf!

Once separated, the blerfliness set in and with that came the overeating.

Blerf by Baylor Bear Chupe September 3, 2013

Blerf 

An exclusionist not supporting bi lesbians and thereby invalidating their sexuality.

A: "bi lesbians invalidate lesbians and bi ppl because lesbians can't like men!!!"
B: "Look at A, they're such an exclusionist and hateful blerf. Just let people identify as who they are and don't try to squeeze them into categories. Such victim blaming is typical blerf rhetoric."

Blerf by InclusionistQueer02 June 27, 2020

BLERF 

Bi Lesbian Exclusionary Radical Feminists, people who deny millenia of lesbian history and try to claim the word "lesbian" is not inclusive. Spoiler alert, it's only been since the 70s that anyone claimed lesbian meant, "exclusively binary cis women who love exclusively binary cis women." This notion, along with "Gold Star Lesbian" and similar terms come from TERFy circles and do not reflect the lesbian community nor its actual history.

Them:
YOU CAN'T LIKE BOYS AND BE A LESBIAN
Sapphos of Lesbos, renowned lady lover, literally the origin of the term "Lesbian":
I like both
US:
BLERFs don't actually know lesbian history

BLERF by AnActualRadical September 29, 2020