A term used to refer to the expelling of banana peels from the anus. This is usually a completely random occurrence and it tends to happen at the most inconvenient times.
"Ah, yes! The job interview was going smoothly until I felt the blard slip out".
"Have you ever blarded before that? Or was it your first time?"
"No, It was my first time blarding.... it actually felt rather nice coming out".
"Have you ever blarded before that? Or was it your first time?"
"No, It was my first time blarding.... it actually felt rather nice coming out".
by ahahahahahhahahha April 15, 2021
One of the many grades of lard in fast food production, particularly kebab retailers. Discovered by a G Nicholson (UK) c.1993
Category A-Lard or alard
Category B-Lard or BLARD...
Extending up to Gamma-Lard (a theoretical Lard found under the fingernails of kebab shop owners).
Category A-Lard or alard
Category B-Lard or BLARD...
Extending up to Gamma-Lard (a theoretical Lard found under the fingernails of kebab shop owners).
by platform strange October 16, 2007
The Oxford English equivalent of Blood/Blud, also derived from Shakespeare and other poets who were commonly referred to as the "The Bard".
by Reguez July 2, 2009
An inept or clueless blind person, combining blind and retard. Also used to refer to a blind person doing something socially awkward, such as tripping over a chair or dropping a plate of food. The use comes primarily from other blind people and is used jokingly.
by Joey Zee March 11, 2008
To get big and fat due to the aging process.(combines big and lard),going beyond the weight we put on as we age.
by jenny and nate September 2, 2005
by gypsy333 November 19, 2020
Matt and JJ were such blards when they didn't realize they had walked in to the wrong restaurant. That was a blard thing that Mike did when he walked in to the wrong person's hotel room.
by cynthialynn May 30, 2009