blackberries

Blackberries happen monthly via menstruation. The blackberries are the clots that are passed during the flow of menstruation.

Danger, the blackberries have arrived.

by Jersey Girl the Fokstar February 4, 2008

skype blackberries

to stare longingly at someone's boobs

Pardon me ma'am, I just skyped your blackberries.

The man blushed because the lady caught him skyping her blackberries.

The man loved to skype blackberries before he was married and still occasionally partakes in this past time hobby.

by skype-able December 9, 2009

BlackBerretarded

A condition in which normally technologically savvy people are unable to fully operate a BlackBerry device.

I couldn't figure out how to open my email on my BlackBerry. I am so BlackBerretarded!

by hjordannh February 13, 2009

Blackberrian

one who chooses and prefers a Blackberry phone and email device

I am not an Iphonian, I am a Blackberrian!

by kellymountainroad3 February 1, 2009

BlackBurried

When one company appears to permanently own an entire industry but eventually gets pushed aside by competitors in a shocking, unforeseeable manner. The term references the BlackBerry Company, one of the early originators of smart mobile devices. BlackBerry users worldwide grew from 534,000 in 2003 to an all-time high of 80 million in 2012. It has since plummeted to only 11 million users (0.003% of the global market) while Apple iPhone and Samsung mobile devices users have soared to 2 billion people (56% of the global market).

- Kmart got BlackBurried by Target and Walmart.

- A&W Root Beer long ago found itself getting BlackBurried by Sonic.

by LeighRay November 30, 2018

BlackBerripheral Vision

The indirect or non-existent eye-contact used by individuals typing or texting on their handhelds while pretending to pay attention during a conversation.

Kevin only saw the presentation through his BlackBerripheral vision. He never stopped texting.

by Sparkotronic July 23, 2009

blackberried

When your girlfriend cracks you between the eyes with your blackberry phone cause you gotta text from another girl.

Rose blackberried JP while he was passed out in the hotel room bed.
Joe was emotionally scarred when she blackberried him.

by BFF's lil freaky freek May 24, 2009