black eye

1. Noun. A bruise that appears beneath or around the eye after sustaining impact from an external source.

2. Noun. A vehicle with two headlights, with one of those two not functioning.

1. That baseball that hit me in the eye yesterday gave me a black eye.

2. It's unsafe to drive at night with a black eye; get a new pair of headlights.

by TEP November 29, 2005

black eye

a bruise surrounding the eye and/or on the eyelid due to a blow to the face

He has a black eye from his encounter with the street punks.

by The Return of Light Joker February 18, 2009

black eye

A cup of coffee with two shots of espresso in it.

I was tired and needed to finish my paper, so I made a black eye.

by mikm October 9, 2006

Black Eye

the black eye is when you are throat swabbing a girl and your balls hit her in the eye.

anthony wishes he could give that chick a black eye

by Vornven April 9, 2009

Black Eye

A super attractive, pretty purple bruise around an eye and on the eyelids that sometimes makes that eye always be winking. So hot!

When your dick is so hard you could whack 'em with it and give 'em a good black eye! A black eye'd look good on that babe.

by Ishy-Yoshi April 18, 2023

Black eye

Sad,lonely,dead inside

When your lonely you have a black eye

by Ya boiiiiiix September 10, 2019

Black Eye

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- SSSSSSSSSSS... HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT HAPPENED!? OOOOOOH MAN!

Hym "OOOOOOH! WHAT'S HAPPENING!? IS BEING A LYING THIEVING RETARD FINALLY CATCHING UP WITH YOU? I mean, you would think with all the shit I talk I would have one but I've literally never had a single black eye in my entire life! Hopefully it catches up with Noah too! Hopefully all of the world's cripples get what's coming to them. NOW! GET ME MY FUCKING MONEY!"

by Hym Iam June 1, 2025