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bitch status

the condition which someone is in which they are acting like a "bitch", whining excessively, or making ridiculous claims of showmanship. It can only be applied by those in the general vicinity of the person considered at the moment to be the bitch. The term "bitch status" can also be used to replace the name of the person in question.
Gaines: I can't believe that P90X; it's killing me.
Back: Gaines, stop being a bitch.
Gaines: I am not being a bitch!
Back: Gaines, you're on bitch status.

Back: Hey, bitch status!
Gaines: WHAT?!
bitch status by redsphanatic November 25, 2010

Bitchntutus Syndrome 

A neurological disorder that is affects mainly females and gender confused mammals. Symptoms include: Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, anger, impulsive betrayal, hatred to both females and males, occasion decapitation of males.
I think this women is having a Bitchntutus Syndrome lapse, treat her with vicodine, steroids and panadol.
Bitchntutus Syndrome by J781USA April 13, 2008

bitchatitus 

Having or contracting the illness of being a bitch.
Wow, I believe Kathy has come down with bitchatitus.
bitchatitus by Dpontiff June 1, 2016