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When you have no friends in real life so you make a game app your reality and think people on that app are your real friends. You love being the center of attention on that game chat and you brag about how many friends you have in that chat. You lurk on that chat to see who talks about you, etc...
Mom to her kid...Son, get off that game app before you turn into a Bemi.
BEMI by Lilcholo July 27, 2021
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An undefinable higher power that especially can't be perceived by 12 year olds or Romanians
A 12 year old Romanian: ''What is Bemis?''
Intellectual Bri'ish and Finnish: ''Bemis is bemis.''
Bemis by vandufan857 January 15, 2021
A small city in Northern Minnesota situated on Lake Bemidji, surrounded by woods, lakes, casinos, and Native American reservations. Bemidji is simultaneously both a charming family friendly tourist town with the local attraction being a statue of Paul Bunyan and Babe the Blue Ox, and extremely ghetto, as it has a high population of druggies and homeless people. It also boasts an extremely high crime rate. Being centrally located in the middle of nowhere in Northern Minnesota, it is really cold in Bemidji during the Winter and the local population typically likes to call it "Brrrmidji". Bemidji is also home to Bemidji State University, a small university that has a reputation for being a party school, but epically fails at living up to that standard. BSU has six main selling points..
1. Above Average hockey
2. Being situated directly on a lake
3. Being cheap
4. Did I mention it's on a lake?

5. It strives to be eco-friendly.
6. See point 2.

Tips if visiting Bemidji for the first time....
1. Avoid Walmart at all costs. Just trust me.
2. Do not visit in the Winter. You car probably won't start and you will be stuck until it warms up in May.

3. Eat at as many restaurants as possible, as Bemidji has a lot of nice places to eat out at.
4. Go fishing.

5. Take a picture with Paul and Babe
"Bemidji gets a lot of hate, but its alright"
Bemidji by FansoftheStallion March 2, 2019

max bemis 

Max is the magnificent song-writer and front man for up-and-coming rock band, Say Anything.
Max, as well as being a musical genius, is also an idol for many young people who are also suffering from bi-polar disease (or are just extremely hormonal and trying to find themselves, such as myself) and has overcome his mental blockades and succeeded in the long run
in Say Anything's latest CD, ...Is a Real Boy, Max performs all of the guitar, vocal, bass, and synth tracks, allowing his friend Coby to fill in with drums
the rest of the band plays live with them and adds to their aura, but overall, Max is the key figure behind Say Anything
elliottduuude@gmail.com: i worship Max Bemis.

somemone with no taste: he's alright...

elliottduuude@gmail.com: alright? you have no taste.
max bemis by Pinnochiooo December 12, 2008

Max Bemis 

One of the greatest musicians of the 2000's.Lead singer of the band Say Anything and plays everything for the band except for the drums. His lyrics are blunt and true and you cant help but love them.
Max Bemis by Theperson159 January 22, 2009

Bemidji Blow Dry 

When a man shoots a dry puff of air out of his cock when climaxing and holds in all the jizz. This results in a whooshing of air towards the women that blow dries her hair if pointed towards the face.
Man 1: I thought Shandra had corn rows? She looks like my boy Einstein over there!

Man 2: Her hair looked tight earlier begore my boy Big John took her in the closet. No hiding the fact he gave her a Bemidji Blow Dry now. Judging by the fro' he didn't hit the Ion button either.

Man 1: Aaahhhh. That's why she's running her hand through her hair. Crazy still can't figure out nothing came out but the poof. Big John's got more air than the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man!
Bemidji Blow Dry by Elizabeth Shue February 20, 2013