BDJ

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Big Dick Job

After he graduated College he wanted a BDJ.
I had to take out the trash; it was a BDJ.

BDJ by scohan February 4, 2020

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BDJ

A BDJ is someone who is big and dumb and jacks (copies) other people's homework. The BDJ will pretend that he/she just wants to check their answers - but further questioning will reveal they haven't even started yet.

BDJ: "Yo can I look at your assignment, I just want to check my answers"

Me: "why you lookin at my eyes, dawg, you see some candy?"

BDJ by Justin McJusterson February 12, 2009

Related Words

BDJ • bdjd f • bdjfb • BD Jam

BDJ

Noun: Standing for Bad Dad Joke. Usually an unsavory pun or joke that is considered funny only to dads.

*Whilst at a dock* Something smells fishy!
Aw, what a BDJ!

BDJ by Lottepop11 March 31, 2019

BDJ

Someone who is terrible at real life and idles in World of Warcraft for days at a time begging for even the slightest bit of attention from people that he'll never meet in his life. A BDJ is typically fat, disgusting, and completely worthless in every aspect of life itself. A BDJ's only claim to fame will be any sort of "accomplishment" in World of Warcraft that not even his parents could pretend to care about.

Someone with a brain: Yo go target bdj, he just popped a destruction pot to kill that critter and is now actually posting a meter for it
Responder: Good lord what a worthless human being.

BDJ by <NDM> March 15, 2009

BDJ

BDJ
noun; slang
Broad-Day Jerk: The bold, borderline-feral act of masturbating in broad daylight—typically during hours reserved for work, errands, or societal participation. Often born from boredom, lack of structure, or unemployment, a BDJ is distinguished from its nighttime counterpart by the added audacity of doing it while the sun is up, responsibilities are being ignored, and a quiet sense of shame lingers throughout.

Unemployed, bored, and spiraling by early afternoon, he ripped a BDJ at before 2:00pm and immediately felt the kind of shame usually reserved for life-changing mistakes.

BDJ by haze.xml January 21, 2026

bdjd f

bdjd f means bdjd f, use it as a response to any situation.

Man male: hey, wanna fuck?

Other person: bdjd f

Man male: understandable

bdjd f by Bald_Martin November 11, 2020

bdjs

A highly non straight not appropriate and talks about girls all the time

bro I just met the biggest bdjs ever

bdjs by I live with 10 cats February 4, 2019

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026