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BDJ
A BDJ is someone who is big and dumb and jacks (copies) other people's homework. The BDJ will pretend that he/she just wants to check their answers - but further questioning will reveal they haven't even started yet.
BDJ: "Yo can I look at your assignment, I just want to check my answers"
Me: "why you lookin at my eyes, dawg, you see some candy?"
Me: "why you lookin at my eyes, dawg, you see some candy?"
BDJ by Justin McJusterson February 12, 2009
BDJ
Noun: Standing for Bad Dad Joke. Usually an unsavory pun or joke that is considered funny only to dads.
BDJ by Lottepop11 March 31, 2019
BDJ
Someone who is terrible at real life and idles in World of Warcraft for days at a time begging for even the slightest bit of attention from people that he'll never meet in his life. A BDJ is typically fat, disgusting, and completely worthless in every aspect of life itself. A BDJ's only claim to fame will be any sort of "accomplishment" in World of Warcraft that not even his parents could pretend to care about.
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BDJ
noun; slang
Broad-Day Jerk: The bold, borderline-feral act of masturbating in broad daylight—typically during hours reserved for work, errands, or societal participation. Often born from boredom, lack of structure, or unemployment, a BDJ is distinguished from its nighttime counterpart by the added audacity of doing it while the sun is up, responsibilities are being ignored, and a quiet sense of shame lingers throughout.
noun; slang
Broad-Day Jerk: The bold, borderline-feral act of masturbating in broad daylight—typically during hours reserved for work, errands, or societal participation. Often born from boredom, lack of structure, or unemployment, a BDJ is distinguished from its nighttime counterpart by the added audacity of doing it while the sun is up, responsibilities are being ignored, and a quiet sense of shame lingers throughout.
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bdjd f by Bald_Martin November 11, 2020
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bdjs by I live with 10 cats February 4, 2019
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