Baseball Players

People who play the sport of baseball. These people are dull ane perdictable because they play popular, well-known sports. They are known for having strong upper bodies and also for wish they had learned to play lacrosse.

"Hey man, lets go throw a little hard ball into our leather gloves!"

by Kyle Sherwood June 10, 2005

Baseball Players

People who are obligated to buy mugs for their mothers.

John: what’s Dan going at the mug store
Dave: he’s buying a mug for his mom, u know, cuz he’s a baseball players.
John: oh yea should’ve known

by Newjerseysuckssomuch November 22, 2020

baseball player

Hot guys with nice assess

Girl 1: who has the best ass
Girl 2: every baseball player

by playaplaya99 March 31, 2015

baseball player

a typically hot boy who plays baseball & could get any girl

friend 1: “hes hot enough to get any girl”
friend 2: “he must play baseball”
friend 1: “total baseball player”

by lil_d!zzy February 12, 2019

baseball player

People who play baseball (a great sport!)
Usually veryyyyyyyyyy hot and talented.

The best baseball player come from the Dodgers!

by DodgersChamps08!! March 7, 2009

national kiss a baseball player day

This truly amazing holiday rests on October the 4th. Wrap you arms around the biggest stud on the field

“Hey the World Series just started it’s also national kiss a baseball player day”

by Jbee153 September 14, 2021

Baseball Player

A bunch of prostitutes. People that get paid a lot of money to score.

Oh, Brittany Spears is such a Baseball Player. I want to score with her.

by Elroy Gucciardi August 21, 2011