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Bard College at Simon's Rock 

A school where people who have arrogantly deemed themselves smarter than the rest of their inferior peers meet to discuss their vast array of knowledge in the fields of politics, mathematics, science, etc., all to try and convince themselves (and each other) that the true reason they are at this school is because they were rejected socially from their old school. The school has an 80% acceptance rate, so don't be fooled by the applicants favorite motto: "It's an early college for geniuses." Expect the worst types of people to be enrolled in the school, and even worse people to leave.
Social Reject: Oh how I long to be among the intellectuals of a caliber not found at my current school. I know, I'll go to Bard College at Simon's Rock! It's a college, so it must be a school for geniuses like myself!

mafia’s bf (bando) 

the most amazing, kindest, loving human to exist. mafia’s bf (bando) is best bf ever!
stranger- mafia’s bf (bando) is just the best!
mafia- ofc he is he’s my bf

let’s do some Bando 

Let’s do some bando a phrase created by Sosa also known as Foreignersosa or sosafelons who created a song that states this phrase which means anything you want it to be so
her : “ let’s do some bando”.
let’s jeet , let’s make money , let’s etc…

Fluierat bando (shhshh) 

A slang whistle that only shtou bando mufasa bitch ass nigga members can do in case of police presence.
Girofare, "shhhhshhhh"(Fluierat bando), orfaneee!
"shhhhshhh"(Fluierat bando (shhshh)), Haide S-o luaaam!
Faceti muzica reala si futeti pizde, "shhshhhh"

Bardi Sanders 

I’m a mf legend y’all sum hatin ass bitches
Bardi Sanders by BardiSanders October 16, 2020

Bardi Sanders 

An annoying ass cardi stan who stays getting suspended and is always so obsessed with bts and nicki. Always tryna get doxxed and get interactions by being delusional
That monkey Bardi Sanders just got a viral bts dragging tweet. they have no life.
Bardi Sanders by Thatbitchikens October 16, 2020