In reference to Seattle Seahawks receiver Doug Baldwin during Superbowl 49 when he pretended to take a sh!t on the field in front of the entire world. "Taking a Baldwin" -- The act of humiliating yourself in a really public way during one of the most important moments of your life.
Did you see Jimmy take a Baldwin during the concert? He stood up there with a raging hardon the whole time. I wanted to crawl into a hole and die for him.
by DeenieWeenie February 7, 2015
Baldwin's gun paradox typically occurs when a specific and equal amount of responsibility is distributed to a number of individuals surpassing the sum of 1, usually as a form of repetitive fail-safe (ie verify that a gun is not loaded with real bullets before it is fired at someone or confirming that no one is standing in the industrial oven with a timed locked door before it is turned on), sometimes resulting in each successive person erroneously believing that the person prior to them made the proper verification which they are now themselves certifying without any actual verification from their part as required by their role. Any guilt resulting from a catastrophic failure of the entire verification chain will either be attributed to none of the individuals involved or exclusively to the lowest person on the totem pole.
See also: Shit trickles down rule
See also: Shit trickles down rule
"Determining culpability in this case will be Baldwin's gun paradox all over again"
"I would like to plead Baldwin's gun paradox as my defense judge"
"I would like to plead Baldwin's gun paradox as my defense judge"
by Prisme November 5, 2021
V. 'to baldwin' A form of pyrrhic victory where an individual partially causes something really bad to happen such as a death and they avoid the worst of the consequences but it overall remains a bad situation.
N. Refers to the victory in the above situation itself.
Also 'baldwinner': Refers to the individual who caused the baldwin to occur.
N. Refers to the victory in the above situation itself.
Also 'baldwinner': Refers to the individual who caused the baldwin to occur.
by LSLSO January 7, 2022
by wolfmanmos November 15, 2021
Verb. To fail to check if a firearm is loaded. Point said firearm at your co-worker, pull the trigger, and be surprised when it goes off, and your co-worker dies.
by Dexterboiii October 28, 2021
People from others towns think the town is all white and good which is not . It has drugs , crimes , and gangs. Baldwin has two side North and the Harbor. The habor is considered where it’s bougie and white people are there but north is next to Hempstead and Uniondale so it’s consider more “hood” . The Highschool is full of hoes , treeshes, and fake people . Baldwin is mostly Black there still a few whites but not that much . Baldwin is another town that is consider the hood in Long Island.
by myb2000099 June 18, 2019
A disgusting town in western Michigan consisting of potheads and wannabe gangbangers, stay as far away as you can.
by NorthernCannibal March 26, 2021