BA SHO 

BA SHO BA SHOW

1. (n.) A loud noise or keehap sound made when kicking or striking someone.

2. (n.) A Chinese sushi restaurant.

3. (n.) A term or phrase used to express happiness and/or success.

4. (v.) To P'wn or effectively strike someone.

EXAMPLES:

1. Serafin yells BA SHO when he executes a roundhouse kick.

2. "I'm hungry, let's eat at BA SHO."

3. "Man that was a sweet game, BA SHO!"

4. "He was pissing me off, so I BA SHO'ed his ass."

BA SHO by gen2teg85O4 December 4, 2006

ba-shower 

A showers who's drain is clogged, thus when showering- forces one to both shower and bathe their legs in filthy deepening water.

"Seriously, we need to call a plummer. I refuse to take one more ba-shower. We already tried Drain-O. Now lets call in a pro."

ba-shower by jaggerbush January 28, 2007

Bohesh Ba'shocko 

It is a hebrew slang that implies that someone is gay.
The literal meaning is 'mixing the hot chocolate' (equals to pillow biter in english).

Did you see how he blushed when the coach did pushups? Believe me he is indeed bohesh ba'shocko!

Bohesh Ba'shocko by Sagemoney August 9, 2021

Shoo ba do 

When a guy that name starts with a w is bothering you and being a perice of shit

Why are you being so shoo ba do?

Shoo ba do by Apples aren't real January 30, 2019

Bashophilia

A condition which requires the writing or reciting of haiku poetry in order for someone to reach orgasm. Named after Matsuo Bashō, a Japanese haiku poet, Bashophiliacs are unable to achieve orgasm without the aid of haiku(s).

Person A: What's taking you so long?!

Person B: Don't you know I have Bashophilia?

Person A: Oh right! I forgot!

When I touch your cock,
My erection palpatates.
I orgasm loads.

Person B: Oh FUCK. Here it comes.

Bashophilia by wyattsmom June 3, 2010

Bashower 

A bashower is the combination of two maim words, shower and bath. To take a bashower you will start and get into a shower just like normal, but when the water comes out you sit down like you were taking a bath.

My day just isn't complete without my morning bashower.

Bashower by Dustin O February 15, 2009

bashoff

bashoff (bash-off) (adjective)
If any of these conditions apply to you or your friends, you/them need serious help.
1) Watching and masturbating to animal porn/bestiality porn
2) Going out with a girl for almost a year and dumping her for 'greener grass' but being unable to get anyone to go out with him after that.
3) Ordering a four course meal, taking one bite, then acting like you are full.
4) Bragging about wearing clothes you have had since you were in 3rd grade
5) Being a hardcore baseball fan and acting like gym class is the most serious thing since oil drilling in Alaska
6) Being unable to beat anybody up without a weapon
7) Have had sex with his/her sister before, knowing damn well that she hasn't even had her period yet
8) Not owning their own house because they are too poor
9) Getting severe migraine headaches from butane lighter fluid fumes
10) A person whose favorite movie is We Are Marshall
11) A person who goes to bed at 7:00
12) A person who thinks that caffeine is more addictive than heroin

Dude John is such a bashoff.

If the person has done any of the above in the recent past, then it is used like so:

John you pulled a bashoff.

bashoff by T_P_T_P January 5, 2009