B.M.M

boner making machine

A girl that is super attractive and is the epitome of every man's dream.

Caitlin is a total B.M.M.

B.M.M by RTP2011 January 6, 2011

E.S.B.M.M.R.

It is an acronym for the phrase eat sleep beat my meat repeat.
also Pronounced ESS/BUMM/ERR

BOSS: Hey man, what are your plans for your day off?
ME: E.S.B.M.M.R.
BOSS: Ok well I'm not familiar with your childish lingo, could you speak English?
ME: Eat sleep beat my meat repeat
BOSS: way to use your off time to be productive
ME: Fuck off
BOSS: You're fired
ME: See you Wednesday

E.S.B.M.M.R. by Charlie Badass November 10, 2018

B.M.B.B.B.M.M.B.W.L.B.D.B.F 

B- be
M- my
B- bad
B- boy

B- be
M- my
M- man

B- be
M- my
W- weekend
L- lover

B- but
D- don’t

B- be
M- my

F- friend

“What does B.M.B.B.B.M.M.B.W.L.B.D.B.F mean?”

B.M.B.B.B.M.M.B.W.L.B.D.B.F by Berry_ October 28, 2021

b.m.b.b.b.m.m.b.m.w.l.b.d.b.m.f 

this stands for : be my bad boy be my man be my weekend lover but don't be my friend. It stems from the lyrics of the song 'Bad Boy' ~ Cascada. It became a widespread trend within the Gacha community using the format of "'It's always but never b.m.b.b.b.m.m.b.m.w.l.b.d.b.m.f...'"

Npc 1: bro its always 'I wuv you lovebug but it's never b.m.b.b.b.m.m.b.m.w.l.b.d.b.m.f...
Npc 2: Girl wtf i just asked about how your day went

b.m.b.b.b.m.m.b.m.w.l.b.d.b.m.f by sortaasleepy July 16, 2024

i.m.m.b 

a) normally stands for " I miss my baby or boo "

b) a new and improved acronym for 'in my morality book', i.e. morally speaking, according to me.

a girl comes home from school during a rainstorm, and starts screaming,

"yoohoo, parents, get my dinner ready, I'm going to a friend's house later.

father, from the living room: young lady, i.m.m.b I won't stand for it. Kodem koll, take off your raincoat, shower so you don't schwitz cuhm a chaizer, then, comme du monde, improve your vocabulary.

i.m.m.b by Uncle Dimma November 30, 2014

A.M.-B.M. 

(From the Latin) Ante Meridiem-Bowel Movement.
When you go #2 in the morning.

Hey guys, sorry I'll be late for breakfast, but I'm not worth a damn until i have my A.M.-B.M. See you in 8 minutes!

A.M.-B.M. by Big Crappa' December 19, 2009

O.M.B.M 

Old Man Ball Musk: The stench of an 30+ year old males genitalia usually found in SUV's, bedrooms, bathrooms, and the occasional couch cushion.

*Enter SUV* " Man this car smells like some funky O.M.B.M!"

O.M.B.M by Michelle James Weak October 15, 2010