B.L.H

Big, Long, and Hairy. Anyone with these initials have the longest Schlong and has never met a virgin cause he fucked them all. He take all of the hoes.

Becky: Oh my god look at that guy!
Stephanie: Didn't you know he's a B.L.H?
Becky: That explains why his dong is that large

B.L.H by Thatweirdcrazyguy April 28, 2020

B.L.H

Big, Long, and Hairy. Anyone with these initials are the most superior being ever and has the longest Schlong. They are immune to STDs and get all of the hoes.

Hoe 1: Oh my god did you know he's a B.L.H?
Hoe 2: Yeah I've been sleeping with him all the time!

B.L.H by Thatweirdcrazyguy April 28, 2020

i.l.y.b.y.l.h 

the definition is, i love you but you love her.

example : "hey i.l.y.b.y.l.h :)"

i.l.y.b.y.l.h by vydler August 30, 2020

L.B.H. 

Acronym for the commonly used term "lets be honest"

topic: looks dont matter
response: L.B.H.

L.B.H. by awink2 May 28, 2007

B.L.G.S.H

Big Long Genital Squishing Hug

Acronym is used in a flirtatious manner in chat rooms and text messages.

Synonym: Big Hug

Chat1: I have to get going.

Chat2: OK… B.L.G.S.H

Chat1: Thanks! I’ll hold you to that!

B.L.G.S.H by Nigelboy January 5, 2010

L.B.H.S

Leaking Butt Hole Syndrome
aka: L.A.S (Leaking Anus Syndrome)
The leaking of poo into your crack causing irritation. Has many degrees of severity from minor irritation to the most severe known as "Swamp Ass" This affliction is usually occurs after a night of heavy drinking and eating at any resturant with the words "authentic mexican food" in the name. Other causes are "house of Thai" or any food with the word "jerked" in it. Onset of this affliction may be anywhere from 2-12 hours. Symptoms include wetness around the anus followed by severe itching and if you itch it you might as well throw away your underpants. Most cases are accompanied with "Fire Hole" and a nasty stench that can be detected from 85 foot radius. There are very few treatments for L.B.H.S the best solution is prevention. Treatments include enima or tuck some paper in your crack like an ass maxipad. Prevention is the best. avoid spicy food and copius amounts of crappy beer. If there is a chance you will get L.B.H.S make sure you are not going "commando" this will lead to awkward social issues. "Swamp Ass" is the most severe case of L.B.H.S and is caused by the mixture of L.B.H.S and heavy sweating. Most people who are afflicted with this condition are very overweight, live in the South and answer to the name "Rooster" or "Skeeter"

Watch out "Skeeter" went to that new mexican resturant now he's got L.B.H.S..

Wow, that was good jerked chicken I hope I don't get L.B.H.S..

You smell that? He's got L.B.H.S

L.B.H.S by Squirl76 December 1, 2009

L.B.H.W 

Legion of Bored Housewives

Radical suburban wives who form guerrilla style organizations to; e.i. Search for the guy who sells drugs to their children, rig beauty pageants, sabotage a neighbors front lawn, start riots over a romance novel, ect...

"My mom has so much time on her hands. She makes big deals about the littlest things. She's almost a certified member of L.B.H.W the Legion of Bored Housewives."

L.B.H.W by The Master Dutch October 3, 2009