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B.H.M.

B.H.M.= Big Head Mojado
Well a B.H.M. is usually a bald headed or really buzzed hair gangster looking person, says "foo" or "dawg" a lot. wears long plaid shorts and raiders,lakers,dodgers, shirts/jerseys. usually has a big fat head
look at that B.H.M. over there in the dodger jersery, what a wetback !!

speaking as a B.H.M.#1: " damn foo did you see those bitches over there?" B.H.M.#2: "hell yeah they're fine dawg." B.H.M. #1: " i know huh"
by poop dollar July 7, 2009
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rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.
The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.
by Omnibender February 22, 2011
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H.M.B.

Acronym-High Maintenance Bitch
by Neil October 27, 2003
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B.D.H.F.M

Meaning Birthday Hat for mice,
When the tip of a small penis looks like a birthday hat sized for a mouse
"Did u know jess has a B.D.H.F.M in his pants?"
by CodeBlue66 November 16, 2016
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L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.

"Laugh Silently In My Head Because It Wasn't Actually Funny Enough For Me To Laugh Out Loud"- Other known as what REALLY happens when one of your friends texts, or says "L.O.L"
John- Yeah, i had to walk 37 miles to get home...
Frank-"Lol"
John-"..."
what really happend when Frank heard that was L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.
by Jake Opp November 10, 2011
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Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!
by Semmelweis December 16, 2018
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b.m.h.t.l.o.l.

That was so funny, i was b.m.h.t.l.o.l.
by Gabe Ramos August 5, 2008
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