Gawd's awful towers

Gawd's awful towers is a term that refers to unwashed men testicles. The term can also be used by a female after getting HIV, in an attempt to shame the spreader. The Origin of this term comes from a german male called Gawd Sheigeschiht, whose testicles stinked so much, that one of the strippers he hired made a book in the year 1969, titled "Gawd's awful towers". The book talks satirically about Gawd and his smelly testicles. The term is not very popular though, since there are only a few copies of the book left. The author of the book later died from HIV.

Person 1 (F) : Ewwwww, your balls stink like a dumpster. They are Gawd's awful towers level.

Person 2 (M) : WTF that's so mean.

Gawd's awful towers by EpicGamer2627 April 14, 2021

Something's Awful

Although an obvious copycat of Something Awful, this one is still fairly funny and entertaining.

I'm tired of Something Awful, so I'm going to visit Something's Awful instead.

Something's Awful by Captain Pop April 15, 2004

awful shower of cunts 

Irish colloquial expression for a group of people that you find incredibly annoying to be around. Generally people you know and dread meeting. But the term has broad applications in life.

The awful prefix can be changed for terrible, woeful, despicable, or my personal favourite, insufferable.

Brian: "I'm not looking forward to this this job. The lads down there are an awful shower of cunts!"

Niall: "Aw they're an absolute fucking insufferable shower of cunts!"

Brain: "D'ye want a smoke?"

Niall: "Yeah go on..."

awful shower of cunts by Kurt Cocaine September 23, 2009

The awful show 

The world's most entertaining Podcast.

Hosts, Nerraux, Tha Mike, Keyz, and Joel keep you interested for hours and help you get through your boring day job.

Always on the cutting edge. It's a weekly show that lets you listen live while they record and interact live with the hosts and other listeners in a chat room during the show.

Are you going to tune into The Awful Show this Friday?

Of course! I never miss it!

The awful show by Lynne0101 January 9, 2008

awful show 

The Awful Show is an weekly explicit talk comedy podcast that deals with current events, pop culture, sex talk, weird relationships and whatever else comes to mind. Tha Mike, Nerraux, Keyz and Joel let fly whatever is on their minds. The Awful Show interviews celebrities from time to time including, but not limited to such stars as Jimmy Pop from The Bloodhound Gang, Dr Steel and Watt White iii from The Smashup. We play games and skits including song parodies and fake commercials. If you like shows like Red Bar Radio, Biggs And Kyle, The Mediocre Show, Howard Stern, Opie And Anthony, Dan And Scott and Smart Bomb Radio and TV Shows like South Park, Family Guy, The Office, My Name Is Earl and The Simpsons, then you will LOVE the Awful Show. We also do phone pranks like the Jerky Boys. Into Nerdcore? We play artists like Futuristic Sex Robotz, Optimus Rhyme, Beefy, ZeaLous1 and MC Frontalot. Like Strong Bad Emails? So do we.

The awful show is like fuckin' chicken.

awful show by Awful show mark December 15, 2008

awful skunk

One who's life is a grain of sand on the beach of life. An utter douchebag who does not deserve fame nor fortune. The burden on your existence

Darryl: Joe shoved his bagels in my tear ducts again... My eyes are welling up.
Joe: What an awful skunk...

awful skunk by AwfulSkunk69420 November 15, 2016

awful sinclair 

The act of eating an ass, while taking a poop.

The other day I was so hungry that I gave an awful sinclair...but it didn't feed the need.

awful sinclair by Johnnyconrad1986 February 27, 2017