Aviv Itzhaki

This man. No this chad. He is the ruler of no thot land. And yes, this land has no thots.

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Guy 1:"let's go to the promised land!"
Guy 2:"Israel?"
Guy 3:"Hell no I meant the no thot land ruled by the chad Aviv Itzhaki"

by cockslapper444 June 10, 2021

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Ask Aviv

A lesser-known-but-equally-notable large city in Israel where you go to pose questions about the assorted religions and cultures of the area.

After you voice your religion/society-related questions at Ask Aviv, your queries are routed to the appropriate authorities in Tell Aviv for pondering and consultation. You are then given a specially-numbered card (this distinguishes your particular questions from everyone else's) and directed to travel to Tell Aviv, where you present your card to the local holy men and receive your answers from them.

by QuacksO August 7, 2018

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tel aviv university

Tel Aviv University - the largest of Israel's higher education institutions, if technion is where a person would study to become something useful in life, TAU is where someone would go to learn how to be a hipster.

"Do you study at Tel Aviv University"

"no ahi, I don't wear vintage"

"In order to truely access and understand marxism , one must take a folkloric approach" "You study at TAU right?"

by IPAgenie December 5, 2017

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Tel Aviv Turn Around

This occurs when a non-jewish male wears any sort of Jewish Traditional item enraging a Jew to the point that he then seduces and has intercourse with the non-jew's girlfriend.

"What up dude?"
"Pulled the Tel Aviv turn around last night"
"How'd that go?"
"Her boyfriend dumped her, then she tried to kill herself by drinking perfume. So, you know, pretty much the best night ever."

by ekoostikhebrew1 February 5, 2009

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